Ski Run Atari 2600 Game Review [A Matter of Import]
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Ski Run is a discordant nightmare where the piping of mad beasts dancing endlessly around the blind idiot god A̸̟̞̟͂̓z̵̧͚̘̈́̇̆̚͘á̸̩̠̪͇̻̯̎̚t̷̳̫̬̤͌͐̀́h̶͎̰͙̭̭̀͆̃͠ȯ̸͔̣̻̈́̂̚͝t̷̹̲̺̐ḥ̵͔̿́̈́̓̐͜ͅ at the center of the universe accompanies your attempt to ski down a slope until you inevitably sink into primordial ooze that may or may not in fact be a S̵̳̞̺͂̄͂̐͘͝ḧ̷̨̛͚̩̞̱͗̍͘͜͝ö̶̧͖́̄͆̇̓g̸̞͇̲̹̬̈́͊̕g̸̛̮̋̒̀͂̀ǒ̴͓̝̑t̸͎͓͚̱͓̜̎͂̇̔͊̔h̴̖̳̝̖̹͐̋̚͜
There are occasionally mundane threats like trees or rocks or lions in your path, but this doesn’t seem to matter as there’s nothing you can do to avoid ì̸̫̥̿n̷̜̙̒ẽ̸̬̄v̴̪͔́í̴̜͎̱͑ţ̶͖̋̿͝â̸͕b̵͕̾l̵̥̦̽ỳ̷̥͙̓ ̸̻͙̅̉̎s̸̩̮̟͊͊į̵̳͎͛̽n̶͎̥̉̋͠ķ̵̛̊̽i̵̡͈̾̍͂n̷͚̔ģ̸͈͎̓ ̴̩͋̄ţ̸̀́õ̷̞̼̯̋̕ ̷̣͇̓y̴͙̅ö̶̪́͒̑ự̶̘̑͘r̶̗͈̞͘ ̷̣̯̤͂̌d̶͖̆̀͠ó̷̥͖̺̀͝o̸̟̖̣̅͌̋m̶̡̯̒.̸͖͈̅̿
T̵̤͚̼͑̋ḣ̸͓͊̕ę̶̪̐͑ ̵̦͒j̷͇͍͕̏ǒ̵̬̈́̈ͅẏ̵̡̭̑̌s̷̡̩̄̋̅t̴̩̃̾̉į̴̖͓̍c̶̲̥͚̑̓͗k̷͍̻̎ ̶͓͎̝͠b̶̠̜̞̏̉ù̵̳̟̕t̶̙̏͗̈́t̴̹͓̏̽͠ȯ̴͓̜͜n̷̮̈́͝ ̸͙̓̀̉d̵͓͈̾͠o̵͎͎͌e̷͈͐̽̄s̵̨̘̞̿ ̷͇͖̓͂̊n̵͇̜̈́̚ò̷̻t̶̛̙̂h̸̙̉͜i̷͕̅n̸̦̎g̴͈̣͕̈́͠.̵̳̾͝ ̵̺͒͗G̷̰̺͒̆o̴̩͎̻͆i̸͉̪͆͘n̶̗͗g̸̡͚̲̃̚ ̶͎̙̬͆f̵̼̥̪̌͊ă̸̭̮̪̈́s̸̢̜̦͂̑t̴̼͑́̃e̵̦̐r̶̯͇͗ ̷̭͂͗̊d̴̺̹̻̍́͝ǫ̶̲͊̌͘ȩ̷̱̈̈͝ś̴͙̱̘̔͒ ̴̘͚̑͗̈́ǹ̵̼͚̗̏̕ǫ̶͕̃́̍ṯ̴̿̒ͅh̵̳̙̓i̷͓͐̔̈n̵̡͎͆́g̶̹̓.̸̥̗̫͆̃ ̸̘̲̦̓G̶̻̿̔o̵̫̻̞͋i̵̳͔̔n̸̹͆̃ğ̵̩ ̶̖̈s̵̺̓̍ľ̸̢̡o̶̭̬̟͋̂̇ẁ̶̤̲e̶̥͙͆̀̋r̸͙̲̋̏͝ ̴̡̤̾̕d̷̹̮͉̃̍͗ŏ̸̢̙̠̔̄ĕ̷͊ͅs̸͓̹̳͝ ̸̮͈͋͘̚n̵͔͇͆́o̷̹̍̇t̵̪̬̟̿̚͝h̴͌͑ͅi̸̥͘ṋ̷̡͑g̵̩̣̺̋́̐.̷̼̯͊̕͘ There is only the depths ahead and that i̴͙͎͗̀n̴̜̪̐c̴͎̾ë̸̪̗̦́̿s̷̢̯̻͋ŝ̵̤̻̜ą̴̩̪̎̾n̶̡͉̾͗͜t̷͒́͝ͅ ̴̦̆ͅm̸͚̯̊͋̈́ą̶̼̟̄̈́̀d̴̲̠̃̒ ̸̡͍̩́͑͛p̶̘̰̓̀̑ȉ̶͉̞́p̵̳̙̎i̷̢̱̓ṇ̷̹͑̈̃g̷͈̚ ̶̘̔̎̂b̵̺̞̑͠e̸͉͕̤̅ḧ̵͉̏͂ͅi̷̡̛͔̒͝n̵̦͝d̵͙̘͖̾̾̒.̴̦͛́́
Ś̵͍̠̐͜k̶̠̙̾ȋ̶̥͔͚̄̽ ̸͙̫̍̄̌R̸̯͋̋̕ṷ̷̹̒̉̾n̷̨̏̀̓ ̷̜̠̓ͅg̸̫͑ͅè̵̲̭̪̌t̸͙̘̾̃s̵̲̐́́ ̵͙̊̋n̸͇̔̄o̵̧͗͌̒ ̵̠̔̋r̴̘͙͐͜ȁ̷̢̞̤n̵͚̱͍̽k̶̡̧̕i̷̗̓͛̄n̶͉͓̦̋̓g̶̨̱̣͊͝ ̷̼̽̅b̴̡̡̫̓̈e̶̲̦̫͂̎̎ĉ̷̲̩̺̈́a̵͙̐͗͒u̷̖̤̩͛́s̵̭͇̈͌̄e̷̲̎ ̶̤̲͎̈́ì̶̫̬t̶͈͆̐́ ̴̡̗͚͌̆e̴̡͐x̵͉̌̊i̴͖͝s̷̮̜͛̑̚ͅt̵̲̝̅s̷̭̣̙̆ ̵̗́̍i̷̤̺͋͝ṉ̵͚̽ ̴̣̻̫̂á̸͚̰ ̵͇̪̆r̶̯̊̉ḛ̴̬̂͋ā̶̭̭l̵̛̠͓̃͝m̸̨͖̼̐̇ ̴̢̹͚̈́̑w̸̳͚̭̅̉̇ḩ̸͙͌̈́̒e̵̫͓̳̽r̶̛̝̘͗ë̷͚́ ̶̼̤̞́̉̽ṛ̵͎́̋å̷̩̣͋n̵̗̻̑k̴̢̧̙͐͑ ̴͕̋̊h̴̲̞̋͘͜a̵̘͑̈́s̵̡̃̀̃ ̷̛͖͕ǹ̸̥̳̝́̐ơ̴̳̋ ̴͈͒͐ṃ̷̮͕̀̑̃e̸̞͑͆ͅa̷̧͔͎̓͛͘n̴͚̯̽̄̇i̶̫͍͋̿ͅn̶̪͙̎ģ̵̳̞̏̈̕.̷͙̗̳͊̔ I̸̺̣̘̺̟̲͓̦̚a̴̛͍͊͗̔͆͋́͂́̓̈́͐̍̔́̾̈́̒͜͝ ̸̨͉̘̮͖̩̱̤̽̂͠ḭ̴̧̢̨̡̨̜̬͖̖̘͖̜̦͙͖̙̦̉́̃̉́͑̎̊̉̌͒͘͜͜͝ͅȁ̶̱͍̣͜,̴̨̣̤̗̹̹͔̱̭͖̯̦͆̀̅́̾̍̾͗̒̈́͊̓̚ ̸̞̟̫̖͔̜́̉̂̒̎̎̉̓̓́̀̆̆̿͘͘͘C̶̨̡͓̜̩͕͉̣̪̜̝͓̞͎̎̀̑͑̈̐̆̅͑͗̒͆͘͝͠ͅt̷̨̡̥͕̮̰͕͚͍̼̮̬̼̯͚̄̊́̊̐̌̉͗̒ͅͅȟ̸͙̣̻͇̗͑̓̾̌̊́͑̈́̃̌̚̕͠͝ư̵̧͔̫̩̗̱̫̣̗͉̓̐́͌͐̅͊̾͂̈́͝l̷̛̛̝̖̭̘̱̱̝̝̜̪̣͕̮͗͌̾̊̔͑͊̿̓͒͆̃̊͋͊̉̚͝͠ͅh̶̨̛̛̤̹̦͚̩͕̳͍͔̭͑̓͗̋̓͂̓̾̒̒̎̀̂̌ụ̸͖̙̤̖̖̼̜̐͑̑͠͝ ̴̭̲͓̹̭̩̳̞͓̺̹̬̬͓͓̬̮̭̦̖̳͑̓̽͂̊̃̑̉̃͂́́̕͝͝f̵̧̧̥̳̯͙̱̮̞̺̦̼̣̺͈̮̿̀́̿͆̊͐̕̕͠͝ͅͅt̸̨͒͗a̶̡̛̠̤̳̖͚̜̪̻̯͉̰̦̩̙̺̦͓̰̯̤̔͂̋̀̀̈́͊̆́̃̔̈́͌́͘͠g̷̨̤͕͈̱̖̫̽̄̓͌̇͗ͅḥ̷́̏͊͗̿̍͛͒͗̋̅͆̄̓̔̕͠͝͠͠ň̸̛̛̗͉̘̳̝̻̫̘͆̆̇͗͗͑̅̓̀̕̚͘͜͝.̶̧̯̞̮̩̹͔̖̮̽͌̓͋̍͌͌͐̐̂͆̋̓͒̀̐̿͝͠ ̶̛̛͙͓͉̻͇̮̣̼̀̒̈́͂̓̈́̄̔̏̑͗̕͘͠͠ͅI̴̢̧̖͎̰̲͓̟̜͎̝̗͓͇̭̝͉͕͒̇ḁ̷̢̧̫̠̯̣̺̺͙̯̼̰̱͕͓̼̯̯̟̂̏̔̇̿̇́̾̉͘͘ ̸͇̫̠̱̦̯̠̙͉̲̥͍̜̮̊̃͐̆̀́̀͛̉̕͘͠ͅȊ̸̲͆̃̒̍̾̏͂̑͂̐̃̾͆͋͊̈́̓̋̚͘a̶̡̙͚͉͉̳͉̮̓͒̽̾̓̿͌̿.̶̨̱̤̮͔̪̺̮͚̤̣̘̗͔̩̤̮̩̖̖̼̂͂̃̋͆͆̊