Song A Day #261: The Android Who Didn't Have A Penis
26this is a song about an android who is completely human in every way, except that his creators didn't see fit to give him a penis, or any other mode of sexual expression. As he grew older, it became more and more of a problem, until all he can think about is having sex. Ultimately, not having that outlet, he turns against his human creators, with all the years of pent up sexual frustration coming out in a fury of violence. It's a cautionary tale, to be sure.
i was given a soul
endowed with consciousness
i can pass a turing test
with flying colors
it's true i'm a machine
you wouldn't know unless
we fell in love and go to bed
i have no genitals
why give me libido
without the parts to back it up
i know just what i crave
but i am just a slave
to the lust that's running through my pipes
i'll rust if i don't do it tonight
I feel the burn in every electric node
if i don't let it out soon, i will explode
i have precision coordination
and i can calculate
one hundred trillion processes
in under a millesecond
I can tear a man in two
and believe me, it's crossed my mind
for lack of a penis
i blame all of human kind
why give me libido
without the parts to back it up
i know just what i crave
but i'm a slave
to the lust that's running through my pipes
i'll rust if i don't do it tonight
I feel the burn in every electric node
if i don't let it out soon, i will explode
i wanna fuck
human or truck
i wanna feel flesh a burning
wanna be
a fucking machine
instead i'm devoted to higher learning
i got an itch
sonofabitch
if i can't find a way to scratch it
if i could build
a mechanical dildo
maybe i could somehow attach it
on
you gave me everything i needed
to make my way through this world
but the one thing that i wanted
you withheld like a jerk
so now i will destroy you
will all the pent up rage
fed by a lustful heart
that you locked inside this cage