Song A Day #411: The Whiskey Android

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Jonathan Mann

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Published on February 17, 2010 10:49:38 PM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuyfJ-ckK54

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i was born by the fire of a pile of tires
in a junkyard somewhere in illinois
and the first things i saw
were ice cubes and straws
they called me the whiskey android

foul smelling men crowd around and then
next thing i know i'm deployed
with no time to think
i'm serving up drinks
they called me the whiskey android

they drink to their lives they drink to their wives
to the fact that they're sad and unemployed
they drink till their drunk
and they treat me like junk
they call me the whiskey android

uncork the wine
yes, that'll do fine
why not mix in these anabolic steroids
a shot of tequila for my lady friend delia
do it now stupid whiskey android

then there's the drunks who never shut up
they talk to me like i'm Sigmund Freud
sir, i don't care
about your spouse's affair
i'm just the humble whisky android


there came a day when something gave way
i felt something a snap and then oh boy
i reached out a claw
and crushed a man's jaw
and said i am the whiskey android

now, you're made of flesh
and i'm wire mesh
that's a fact you can't avoid
i'm steel and foam
you're blood and they're bone
i am the whisky android

i skin them alive with my titanium knives
i remove both their eyeballs oh such joy
no torture too strong
i could go all day long
for i am the whiskey android

so rise brothers rise
open your eyes
don't stop until they're all destroyed
they will see us and quail
and they're hearts will fail
march now ye whiskey androids