Song A Day #440: Robot Ninja Zombie Bear

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Published on March 16, 2010 9:41:50 PM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STZxpWL_nPw

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deep in the Appalachian mountains
forged in the fires fed by coal
trained by the light of the fairy fountain
he'll never give up till he's reached his goal
robot ninja zombie bear
fighting for freedom everywhere
evil better say a prayer
he's the robot ninja zombie bear

from the streets of new york all the way to london
he keeps us safe from terrorists
with claws and teeth and throwing stars and
a thirst for brains that will not quit
robot ninja zombie bear
he cannot die, he's already there
evildoers had better beware
he's the robot ninja zombie bear

his software was designed by google eningeers
jony ive cut his exteriror from a single piece of aluminum
Chuck Norris showed him how to be a ninja
no one knows how he gained his zombie powers

fueled by salmon and organic honey
with a direct line to the president
his fu is strong his scabs are runny
when trouble calls he's on the scent

look, up in the air
is that a bird or a solar flare?
it's got 10 limbs and's shaped like a pear
robot ninja zombie bear