Song A Day #722: Treasure Map
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i woke up from a party and looked in to the mirror
and what i saw staring back filled me up with fear
i had a treasure map plastered on my forehead
i knew not how i got it must have been when i was in bed
it seemed to lead me to this tree in a field nearby
i walked there with no shoes on because i didn't have any
i had lost them at the party anyway when i got to the tree
there was a gremlin like creature waiting for me
who dare disturbs me the gremlin creature said
disturbs you i exclaimed i have this map on my forehead
he examined me closely and then took me by the hand
he touched a piece of bark and the tree split in half
hidden within the tree was a door made out of glass
he led me through it and we appeared in a great hall
there were fantastic creatures every which way i looked
this faerie looking woman came and kissed me on my map
at the end of the hall sat a king looking old and wise
he told me that the map was just a hoax
he said i should probably just turn around and go back now
because there wasn't anything in this world for me anyhow
no i yelled forcefully which made everyone jump a bit
no i said softer i'm happy to have found this place
the faerie looking woman was looking kind but sort of sad
ok said the king we were afraid you would say that
next thing i knew i was in a gladiatorial arena
there was big dragon there and an ostrich for me to ride
i picked up my sword and hopped aboard and slayed the dragon quick as ice
a booming voice came from above and it said very nice
the voice was god and god was glad that i had slayed the dragon
he rewarded me with anything that my little heart desired
to be back in bed i said before the party started
but i want to bring the faeire back because i think she's really cool
"How about a song about a guy who wakes up after a party to find a treasure map drawn on the back of his head?"