🔴 Spamming Buttons Until Something Cool Happens| DMC5
5In today’s livestream, we’ll be:
Mashing buttons like a man possessed
Attempting air juggles and mostly juggling my own sanity
Trying to remember which button does what (spoiler: I won't)
Getting SSS ranks in style, sass, and sobbing
Making Dante, Nero, and V question why they were programmed to suffer my gameplay
Watch as I: ✅ Miss every parry
✅ Use Devil Trigger at the worst possible times
✅ Accidentally taunt mid-fight and then pretend it was on purpose
✅ Read V’s poetry out loud in my dramatic voice
✅ Spam Stinger into the void
Will I defeat demons? Maybe.
Will I scream when a cutscene starts mid-combo? Definitely.
Will I spend 10 minutes customizing Nero's arms just to use the rocket arm as a skateboard? You bet your sweet Red Orb I will.
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📣 Drop a comment if:
You know how to actually play this game
You’ve achieved an SSS rank and want to flex
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