Game:

The Elder Scrolls: Arena (1994)

Duration: 0:44

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smash that subscribe button we are close to 400 subs and i will get a small dopamine burst anyway this morning i told google assistant 3000 to set a timer for 5 minutes cause sleep and it in fact did not set a timer for 5 minutes so i missed class waiting in the lobby i need to take a dumb which is a travesty because then i have to use the public toilets so i walk in and head straight for the throne room im not sure if anyone from a third world country is reading this like europe or something but the disabled stalls hit different the toilet looks like a crime scene i feel like im in an episode of csi walking into that stall theres like yellow tape and photos of evidence theres more piss then there isnt its unflushed it looks like someone manually used their hands to shove toilet paper down the toilet to try and choke out a sewer crocidile so i concede and use the bozo stalls and take my dump so im at peace until i hear someone come in and take the stall next to me. he starts MOANING like 5 seconds will pass and ill hear OhohoHHOH and then another 5 seconds will pass anyway this creature finishes up and so do i i go to wash my hands and i have to wave my hands like im being drowned in front of this stupid ass sink and it finally pours water but only for about 3.785 nanoseconds this sink pours water for about 27 hydrogen atom electron orbits so i have to wave my hands like im being shot at a blm protest again to get the water flowing i feel like an african doing rain dances trying to make this sink start sinking at the coffee stop the gal next to me was speaking in sign language im like this person seems like a pro in waving your hands maybe i have to learn asl so i can speak motion activated sink and engage in diplomacy to make it dispense water or invest in one of those dune fremen stillsuits you know that rock on the pressure plate in undertale that you have to beg to do its job maybe thats how those sinks work

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