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The Elder Scrolls: Arena (1994)

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ok i am back from arizona i will leave tomorrow for the mountains to go skiing i should flake out last minute from the trip with my business associate in order to stay at home gooning we played alot of topgolf in arizona it was fun as hell especially for me because i got good at it but not for her because she kept messing up her shots and hitting it to the right its was a travesty we ate at the worlds greatest breakfast places ill tell you i LOVE french toast it was scrumptious we mutually came to the conclusion that fancy restaurants were kind of overrated and in a vaccum the food is basically just regular food but with more butter so we concluded we would ditch the fancy restaurant my dad was going to and instead went and played more top golf the arizona house has the worst driveway in the universe and it was torture trying to navigate a big ass 7 seater car in it i scraped the rim on the wall once and when backing out i hit the side of the bumper and pulled it out it was NOT good so we found a genius solution we just shoved it back and hoped my dad wouldnt notice she then immediately broke some jar and we just put the 2 pieces back together and figured nobody has ever touched that jar ever anyway and noone would notice the drive was like 15 hours or so we did most of it and stopped at the grand canyon and yeah it was pretty grand you really dont get the full experience of the grand canyon seeing photos you really gotta be there to see just how GRAND it is its HUGE its basically the biggest thing in the world you can see in one view its extremely grand my dad was talking with some dude on a backyard pool lounge area redesign and for my business associate it was such a culture shock seeing something so rich like discussing pool redesigns but since im a prick i found a way to complain you see while my dad spends a trillion dollars on the family arizona house our house has its ceiling falling apart with holes from water damage the front door has been broken for like 2 years we have to use the side door we had to wake up at 5:30 am for the flight and i woke up before my alarm and was up and at em all giddy and shit business associate was miserable and looked like she wanted to die she would later say its because she was having "cramps" and you know i understand it must be hard for a women to experience 1% of the pain of itchy balls phoenix is one of 2 (i think) testing areas for the automatic waymo taxis and we got picked up in one at the car rental drop off it was the coolest thing ever i love watching the possibility of future employment slowly slip away from me

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