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The Elder Scrolls: Arena (1994)

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my older brothers birthday is on january 1stnd basically a perfect birthday you would think but its proximity to christmas creates issues for maximizing profit during those times due to inbreeds giving gifts that "count for both" anyways it was this place where the waiters come up to you and offer a piece of random meats like filets wrapped in bacon and shit i got a piece of steak i said medium and the mf gave me a piece of steak cooked exotic im talking mythic developer item that shit looked right off the cow the restaurant was really good actually i had to go downtown where there is 5 parking lots per 100,000 residents my parking spot of choice was legally dubious it was on a t juntion exit from an alley right on the very tip of the turn no ticket tho when i got in there was this fatass with his crack showing like the full moon in front of my car which was hilarious speaking of tickets bitchass google maps took me down the tollway this was not because i missed my exit i assure you but tbh i would totally pay 3 dollars to gun it at 95mph again i was skiing cause thats all im doing this winter break and my god it was cold first time we went and the sun wasnt out it was foggy all these southerners are invading the mountains i cant wait till next week or so where they go away back to dating their cousins or whatever i almost froze to death i got lost you see there is a slope that will take you right to the parking garage but right at the end it splits off into 3 different runs that go to different lots i felt like fucking dora the explorer without the map i went down the wrong one my business associate went down the right one and so i was stranded my bitch ass Google Pixel 6™ went from 6% to 0% with no usage which is an unexplained anomaly and i knew after my 10th hour stranded in this admittedly beautiful town this mf was probably frantically calling me thinking i died on a bunny hill or got hit by a bus now if i had google maps and phone battery i wouldve pin pointed the garage and been on my merry way however the goddamn bus maps did NOT have a "you are here" on them the people at the bus stop were like "uhh i think were here" and you see the map was disorienting because you looked at it with your back to the mountains so i had to preform a 90 degree rotation in my head and invert the map in order to calculate the true orientation of the town referencing the direction of the mountains which i guess did NOT work cause i went the wrong way ended up in a deceptively similar looking lot i had to ask the bus driver where tf i was cause there was NO SIGNS ANYWHERE and after realizing i went the wrong way i simply went the right way ill tell you ive never ridden the bus maybe bus experience wouldve helped in this ordeal i still have not ridden a bus ever other then the school bus like 10 times i was pissy after this and spent the car ride with her talking about my inner nature of admittedly being too pissy about things 8/10 day

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