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The Elder Scrolls: Arena (1994)

Duration: 3:59

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my moms like mikehawkphd (my legal birth name spelt exactly like that) come over to my house my friend clarence is having his birthday well have food so i came over and they had food and clarence was driving the coolest car ive ever seen it is called a "Pontiac Firebird" or as i like to call it "a car that looks cool" i do not know much about cars past the fact that when i press the pedal they will usually speed up and when i press the brake they will usually slow down after clarence drove away in his "Pontiac Firebird" my mom convinced me to go with my little brother to do his school project thing where he goes and gives away blankets to random homeless people so we drive to the city™ and we pass a big group of homeless people all smoking whatever and whatnot and my brothers like "no crackheads im only giving them to families" so we drive away and pass more identical huge groups of homeless and im like "dude thats like a one and done we can park and then get rid of all these blankets in two stops and then feel good about ourselves and then go get $10 white choclate mochas at starbucks and go home" so, convinced by this, we parked and then got rid of all those blankets in two stops and then felt good about ourselves and then go and got $10 white choclate mochas at starbucks and then we went home they werent crackheads at all they were just normal people and better yet about half of them were smoking weed and me and my brother are thinking "dude i didnt know homeless guys were COOL like that" one had the sickest bong ive ever seen so moral of the story is that homeless people are chill as hell and you shouldnt dismiss them as being crackheads because even crackheads dont deserve to freeze to death at night what a nice moral to yet another cheese episode i think i have a better moral if you DONT give to homeless you too may one day be able to cruise around in a "Pontiac Firebird" and that is WAY cooler

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