Game:

Spyro the Dragon (1998)

Duration: 1:48

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I wish I had a better mic so my words could sound more clear, cuz "spork" didn't sound like I said spork. Anyways. Was gonna use Dr. Shemp's theme, but GOD is it awkward when it drops.
Lyrics:
(case you ain't catch all of that, cuz I know I wouldn't lol)

Time to get back to the dragon known to smoke sheep.
Made by them dudes who don't get no sleep.
One of a kind at the time with the open platforming.
And like Crash B, it whacked out around numero three.

Roastin most enemies, n chargin those sportin metal.
Reapin chests n killin opposing foes for their treasure.
Fuckin with this dragon will get you murked for certain.
Low on health? Then some critter's gettin a serious hurtin.

Closing the curtain on bosses, burnin Toasty to a crisp.
Phoning out Doctor Shemp n makin Blowhard suck it.
Causing Metalhead to short, n chasin Jacques like it's sport.
Then sticking the fork in the well done Gnasty Gnorc.

One double O n more is what I'm goin for, of course.
Gliding through vibrant worlds that can't be described with words.
Freeing dragons that do nothing but inform.
Instead of kickin ass, heh, they're bout as useful as a spork.

But enough killin it on a Stewart Copeland track.
We gon take on the Artisans, Peace Keepers, Magic Craft~
Ers, Beast Makers, Dream Weavers, n Gnasty's World indefinitely.
With this used to be green creature with the unexplained destiny.

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