Steam Deck has NO GAMES & Filled with PERVERTS!
41Of course, some console peasants will share their take on the Nintendo Switch 2 discourse.
"I am 150% blaming Xbox!" I'm sorry, what does Xbox have to do with these prices?
"What games does the Steam Deck has?" Are you for real? Are you seriously going to apply the "One game, I don't know why" meme to the freaking Steam Deck? It's quite literally a Steam machine. Whatever games that came out on Steam, it's in there.
Oh, sorry. Are you talking about exclusives? Yeah, we don't have "Steam exclusives" because PC gamers like to share our experiences with others, unlike you guys that got salty every time a new PlayStation port is announced.
"Nobody wants to play your $12 hentai games. Weirdo." Why are you searching for hentai on Steam? You actually have to search for them to get these results.
"How do you know this? Are you jerking your snake to anime girls?" Oh, no. People are jerking off to anime girls. What should we do? I don't know, maybe find a less irrelevant comeback.
"Tired of all the double standards lately." Yeah, because no one has ever complained about how expensive the PlayStation Pro was. Not a single person in this universe, right?