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The Legend of Spyro: A New Beginning (2006)

Duration: 26:26

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And here we begin the long, long, long journey across the World of Crystal Shards or whatever. Luckily, we get into a commentary groove to help while away the time that video-me spent ramming my purple ass into wacky primates and electric marbles.

I'd like to warn everyone that it's at this point the game itself becomes an unreasonable grind; with no new breath powers to discover and very few cutscenes between the start of this area and the climactic finale, the game has nothing to do but toss wave after wave of white baboons at me in a probably-unintentional test of endurance. It doesn't help that the music is yet another 15-second loop, either. If it gets to you, you can probably skip the next video without any negative repercussions.

After editing this video, I think I've decided to polish up my recording process for The Eternal Night -- if only because the games are bad enough without me tripping and stumbling all over them.

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