Taylor Swift-Jerk It Off (Shake It Off Gay Parody)
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Taylor Swift-Shake It Off (Gay Parody)
[Verse 1]
I stay out too late
Got nothin' in my ass
That's what people say, moaning noises
That's what people say, moaning noises
I go on and fuck too many dudes (Haha)
But I can't make them cum
At least, that's what people say, moaning noises
That's what people say, moaning noises
[Pre-Chorus]
But I keep cummin’
Can't stop, won't stop cummin’
It's like I got this huge dick in my ass
Sayin', "It's gonna be all tight"
[Chorus]
'Cause the players gonna squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt
And the haters gonna moan, moan, moan, moan, moan
Baby, I'm just gonna jerk, jerk, jerk, it off
I jerk it off, I jerk it off
assbreakers gonna break, break, break, break, break
And the fakers gonna moan, moan, moan, moan, moan
Baby, I'm just gonna jerk, jerk, jerk, it off
I jerk it off, I jerk it off
[Verse 2]
I never see it flop
He squirted on my feet
And that's what they don't see, moaning noises
That's what they don't see, moaning noises
I'm fuckin my own hole (Fuckin’ on my hole)
I make the moves up as I fuck (Moves up as I fuck)
And that's what they don't suck, moaning noises
That's what they don't suck, moaning noises
[Pre-Chorus]
But I keep cummin’
Can't stop, won't stop cummin’
It's like I got this huge dick in my ass
Sayin', "It's gonna be all tight"
[Chorus]
'Cause the players gonna squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt
And the haters gonna moan, moan, moan, moan, moan
Baby, I'm just gonna jerk, jerk, jerk, it off
I jerk it off, I jerk it off
assbreakers gonna break, break, break, break, break
And the fakers gonna moan, moan, moan, moan, moan
Baby, I'm just gonna jerk, jerk, jerk, it off
I jerk it off, I jerk it off
[Post-Chorus]
I jerk it off, I jerk it off
I, I, I jerk it off, I jerk it off
I, I, I jerk it off, I jerk it off
I, I, I jerk it off, I jerk it off
[Interlude]
Hey, hey, hey
Just think, while you've been gettin' down and out about the fuckers
And the dirty, dirty assholes of the world
You could've been gettin' down
To this sick ass
[Bridge]
My ex-man brought his new boyfriend
He's like, "Holy Fuck," but I'm just gonna jerk
And to the fella over there with the hella good dick
Won't you come on over, baby?
We can jerk, jerk, jerk
Yeah, oh-oh, oh
[Chorus]
'Cause the players gonna squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt
And the haters gonna moan, moan, moan, moan, moan (Haters gonna moan)
Baby, I'm just gonna jerk, jerk, jerk, it off
I jerk it off, I jerk it off (Ha)
assbreakers gonna break, break, break, break, break (Mmm)
And the fakers gonna moan, moan, moan, moan, moan (They moan and moan and moan)
Baby, I'm just gonna jerk, jerk, jerk it off
I jerk it off, I jerk it off (I, I)
[Post-Chorus]
I jerk it off, I jerk it off
I, I, I jerk it off, I jerk it off
I, I, I jerk it off, I jerk it off
I, I, I jerk it off (Yeah), I jerk it off
I jerk it off, I jerk it off
I, I, I jerk it off, I jerk it off (You got to)
I, I, I jerk it off, I jerk it off
I, I, I jerk it off, I jerk it off
You're welcome