The AnJo Duet (A Paradox Live OC x Canon Parody of The Bro Duet)
5I've been sitting on this parody for a bit and finally decided to record it.
I guess a little about my Paradox Live self-insert: They're an autistic non-binary lesbian who was also a Phantometal subject but instead of going the hip hop route, they're an idol. They also work part-time as a bartender at Club Candy, and that's where they get to interact with Anne. They have feelings for Anne, but the feelings are usually hard to express. They're also a kuudere.
Lyrics:
JORDAN: Uh…Hey Anne?
ANNE: What's up, Jojo~?
JORDAN: There’s been…something I’ve been wanting to um...
ANNE: Oh~?
JORDAN (ANNE):
Hey Anne we’ve been so close
for a really long time now (Yeah Jo!)
But there’s something
I need you to know (What is it?)
Remember that time we went clubbing
And I almost blacked out (Mhm?)
‘Til you dragged me to the side
And performed CPR
Well no homo
But that’s the day I fell in love with you (Jojo!)
No homo
But that’s the day I knew you were mine
Looking into your eyes made me realize
That no homo
But your lips touching mine changed my life
ANNE: Jojo! Are you saying what I think you’re saying?
JORDAN: Uh—Well—I guess…I dunno.
ANNE: Aww~
ANNE (JORDAN):
Yeah, Jo, I totally get what you’re saying (You do?!)
And I’ve been wanting to tell you for so long (You feel the same way too?!)
Remember when at the BAE concert (Yeah!)
I tripped in my new platform shoes (Yeah!)
And I almost fell off
Stage til you came along (Yeah I came!)
No homo
But that’s the day I fell in love with you
(But we’re so not gay) No homo
But that’s the day I knew we were right
Your body just holding mine
Somehow didn’t cross the line (Why would it have?)
No homo but that day changed my life
BOTH:
The outside world might see us as gay
But no we swear we’re not
We’re just two gals being pals
JORDAN (ANNE):
And I really you’re really hot (awesome)
JORDAN: Umm!
ANNE: What did you just say~?!
JORDAN: Eh—You didn’t hear anything!
ANNE: Jordan~
JORDAN: Why are you looking at me like that~?! Cut it out~! I didn’t say anything~!
ANNE: Aww~
ANNE:
Snuggling with you under the covers
No homo
JORDAN:
Spooning with you just like we're lovers
No homo
ANNE:
Our lips touch for a minute or two, but
No homo
JORDAN:
Yeah, It's okay with me if it's okay with you
ANNE:
It totally is!
BOTH:
No homo
But let’s find an apartment together
No homo
Let's save money by sharing a bed
Looking into your eyes
Made me realize
That I love you more than you could ever know
I know
We’re homo…