The Bois Suck At Tarkov - Escape from Tarkov Gameplay
In this video the Bois try to play Escape from Tarkov and like usual we're all terrible apart from Gavin. Escape from Tarkov is a hardcore, realistic, online, first-person, action, RPG/Simulator with MMO features and a story-driven walkthrough. That is very painful for anyone who thinks about it and actually plays it. And sadly we (mainly David) suffered untold amounts of agonizing pain trying to figure out how to complete quests while having Gavin coddled us. We have made Gavin almost never want to play this game with us ever again. And I somehow compiled like 4 hours of footage into an absolute mockery of my skill in this game for like 43 minutes. But, in my defense though, by this point I had only played like less than a hundred hours in the game. You may be wondering if we escaped from Tarkov...we really did not escape a lot. And I’m sorry for not having this video out earlier, I have been trying to focus on other stuff and I will try to lock back in. I hope you guys enjoy this brain rotting video like usual and I will begin working on the next video. I hope you have a great day :)
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About Escape from Tarkov:
"Escape from Tarkov is a hardcore and realistic online first-person action RPG/Simulator with MMO features and a story-driven walkthrough. With each passing day the situation in the Norvinsk region grows more and more complicated. Incessant warfare in Tarkov has sparked massive panic; the local population has fled the city, but those who stayed are looking to improve their fortunes at the expense of others. Having accepted the new reality, savage Tarkov locals - "Scavs" flocked into well-armed gangs and started the redivision of the city. Nowadays, Tarkov is separated by unseen borders, controlled by different groups. Gain-greedy gunmen would go to any length to have their way, including the murder of civilians and direct confrontation with the two private military companies. The players will have to experience living in the skin of one of the mercenaries who survived the initial stage of the Tarkov conflict. After choosing one of the sides – USEC or BEAR – the player’s character starts to make his way out of the city. Tarkov is sealed off by UN and Russian military, supply chains are cut, communication with operational command is lost, and in these conditions everyone has to make his own choices of what to do and how to get out of the chaos-ridden metropolis." - Escape from Tarkov Game Description
You are given the choice...be a USEC or be a BEAR. You are given your own stash and hideout to store your gear and upgrade your hideout for your benefit. You then gear up and go into raid to get loot and/or complete quests, or you can go in as a scav, get a random loadout, and go loot and kill PMCs. You can also barter with traders and do quests for them for some sweet rewards...Will you escape this living nightmare and live to tell the tale or not? So what are you doing get to playing it!
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Timestamps:
00:00 First PMC Raid
03:21 A small amount of shenanigans
04:18 First Scav Raid
05:17 Small amount of yapping
06:02 Second PMC Raid
12:53 Quest Stuff
13:22 Idiocy
13:31 Third PMC Raid
17:57 The Cold-Hearted Killing of David
19:50 Absorbent Amount of Yapping
23:25 Shenanigoons
24:37 Second Scav Raid
26:25 Absolute Terror
27:32 Rest of Scav Raid
28:23 Sprinkled Amount of Shenanigans
29:36 Fourth PMC Raid
33:33 Third Scav Raid
34:52 Tiresome
36:21 Last PMC Raid
39:50 Goofy Extra Raid
41:47 Outro
Music Used:
Behold A Square Horse - Teknoaxe
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