The Brown Album

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Published on September 25, 2021 5:00:16 PM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X20Y7ycWRQg

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the ultimate sh*tpost

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00:00 - Undone - My Pants
02:06 - Buncha F*rts
02:26 - Fell in Love With My Dome
04:12 - Bumb
06:40 - Return to Monkey
10:26 - An*l Days
12:49 - A Thousand Sh**s
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LYRICS:
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1 – UNDONE – MY PANTS

"HEY BRAH, HOW WE DOIN' MAN?"
"ALRIGHT"
"IT'S BEEN A WHILE MAN, LIFE'S SO RAD
THIS BAND'S MY FAVORITE, MAN, DON'T YA LOVE 'EM?"
"YEAH"
"AW MAN, YOU WANT A BURRITO?"
"ALRIGHT"
"AW MAN, HELL, BRAH, THIS IS THE BEST, MAN
I'M SO GLAD WE'RE ALL BACK TOGETHER AND STUFF
THIS IS GREAT, MAN"
"YEAH"
"HEY, ARE YOU OKAY MAN?"
"YEAH, NO I'M GOOD"
"ALRIGHT, YOU JUST LOOK A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE, BRAH"

I LIED
OH F*CK
GODD*MN
MY *SS
IT HURTS
BURRITO
WHY'D I
EAT THAT

IF YOU WANT TO DESTROY MY *SSHOLE
HAND ME A TACO BELL BURRITO

"HEY, WHAT'S UP?"
"LEAVE ME ALONE"
"UM, DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE TACO BELL?"
"I AM IN THE PORTA POTTY PLEASE"
"I THINK I'M GONNA GO, BUT, UM
JUST KNOW THAT EVERYONE'S BEEN MAD SH*TTING
AFTER THOSE BURRITOS WE GOT EARLIER AT THE SHOW."

OH NO
T-P
IT GONE
BYE-BYE
MY *SS
IS SOAKED
I SINK
AND I DIE

IF YOU WANT TO DESTROY MY *SSHOLE (WHOA, OH, OH)
HAND ME A TACO BELL BURRITO (AS I WALK AWAY)
WATCH ME UNRAVEL, IN THIS PORTA POTTY
LYING ON THE FLOOR, LYING ON THE FLOOR
I'VE SH*T MYSELF

(CHORUS x2)


2 – BUNCHA F*RTS

GIVE A F*CK WHAT YOU THINK
YEAH F*CK WHAT YOU THINK
FORE THIS WHOLE CAN OF BEANS GETS CONSUMED REAL QUICK
WHAT, WHAT
WHAT, WHAT
AND YOU BETTER RUN REAL QUICK

RUN UP QUICK TO THE PEOPLE THAT I WANT TO SHOW MY *SS
OH AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW
'BOUT GASSIN IT
BUNCHA F*RTS COMIN' OUT MY *SS


3 – FELL IN LOVE WITH MY DOME

FELL IN LOVE WITH MY DOME
I FELL INSIDE ONCE AND ALMOST COMPLETELY
I'M IN IN LOVE WITH THE BOWL
BUT SOMETIMES PORCELAIN CAN BE SO MISLEADING
TOILET FLUSHES AND SAYS "FWSFWSHFWFHSFHSF"
I SAID "WHAT'S THAT MEAN CAN YOU PLEASE REPEAT YOURSELF"
"FWSHFWHSFWHSFWHSFWSH"
"IS THAT A YES OR A NO, I AM SUPER CONFUSED RIGHT NOW"

WHITE TOP WITH A SHINE
CURVED DOME FOR FLAVOR AND A BEAUTIFUL REFILL TUBE
CAN'T KEEP AWAY FROM THE FLUSH
MY *SSCHEEKS ON THIS SEAT FEEL EXTRA COMFORTABLE
CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING TO SAY, YEAH
MY BRAIN IS RUNNING AND MY HEART IS BEATING
I GOT ON ONE KNEE AND I LET OUT THESE WORDS
HEY DEAR TOILET, WILL YOU PLEASE MARRY ME

CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING TO SAY, YEAH
MY BRAIN IS RUNNING AND MY HEART IS BEATING
I GOT ONE KNEE AND I LET OUT THESE WORDS
HEY DEAR TOILET, WILL YOU PLEASE MARRY ME

(VERSE 1)

(CHORUS)


4 – BUMB

I DON'T LIKE THIS
BUT I CAN PRETEND
IT'S NOT MY *SS
BUT I KNOW IT IS
THE SMELL IS BAD
I'M NOT HAVING FUN
THEY THINK I'M GROSS

OR MAYBE JUST GASSY
THINK I'M JUST GASSY (x3)

ALL MY FRIENDS LEFT
AND I'M WITH MYSELF
STINKING THE ROOM
OF MY *SS'S PERFUME
THE'LL COME BACK IN
HOPING IT'S GONE
BUT IT'S NOT GONE

THEY'RE BEATING ME SENSELESS
BEATING ME SENSELESS (x3)

AND IT HURTS, BUT MY *SS
HAS TO F*RT, YET AGAIN
AS THEY SMELL, THEY START TO SCREAM
I'M SORRY GUYS, I HAD SOME BEANS

(VERSE 1)

OR MAYBE JUST GASSY
THINK I'M JUST GASSY (x3)

THEY THINK I SMELL (x12)

5 – RETURN TO MONKEY

SAT DOWN
I'VE GOT TO SH*T NOW
I WON'T WIPE MY *SS
ANYMORE

AND I WILL NOT WIPE ONCE MORE
I WILL RETURN TO MONKEY
AND I WILL NOT WIPE ONCE MORE
I WILL RETURN TO MONKEY

IT'S ALRIGHT
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG
I RETURN TO MONKEY, NOW!
I WON'T WIPE ANYMORE!

(CHORUS)

I'M SAVING MONEY
BY NOT WIPING
NO MORE TOILET PAPER
THAT SH*T'S EXPENSIVE

(CHORUS x2)

6 – AN*L DAYS

AS I'M GETTIN' OLDER
SH*TTING OUT MY B*TTH*LE
STARTS TO HURT SO
YOU ROLL OVER AND D*E
LA-LI-LA-LALA
LA-LI-LA-LALA
LA-LI-LA-LALA
OH-OH-OH-OH
AS I'M GETTING H*MORRHOIDS
AN*L DAYS ARE GONE
REMEMBERIN' SH*TS JUST
THEY USED TO BELONG
LA-LI-LA-LALA
LA-LI-LA-LALA
LA-LI-LA-LALA
OH-OH-OH-OH

OH, OUCHIE
WISHIN THAT MY *SS WOULD SAY IT'S OVER
OH, DEAR
MY *SS WON'T LAST ANOTHER YEAR

ALWAYS FEELING SH*TTY
SMILING WHEN BL**DING
WIPE SOME MORE BL**D OFF
AND KINDLY GIVE UP
LA-LI-LA-LALA
LA-LI-LA-LALA
LA-LI-LA-LALA
OH-OH-OH-OH
AS I'M GETTING H*MORRHOIDS
*NAL DAYS ARE GONE
REMEMBERIN' SH*TS JUST
THEY USED TO BELONG
LA-LI-LA-LALA
LA-LI-LA-LALA
LA-LI-LA-LALA
OH-OH-OH-OH

CHORUS (x2)

7 – A THOUSAND SH*TS

MAKIN' MY WAY TO MY BATHROOM
WALKIN' FAST, WALLS PASS
AND I'M TOILET-BOUND
STARIN' BLANKLY AHEAD
JUST MAKIN' ITS WAY
MAKIN' A WAY THROUGH MY *SS

AND I NEED TO
SH*T REALLY BAD
AND NOW I WONDER

IF I COULD FALL INTO THE DOME
DO YOU THINK TIME WOULD PASS ME BY?
'CAUSE YOU KNOW I'D SH*T A THOUSAND TIMES
IF I COULD JUST SH*T
TONIGHT

IT'S ALWAYS TIMES LIKE THESE WHEN I START TO GOOGLE
AND I WONDER IF I'M GOING TO D*E
'CAUSE EVERYTHING'S SO WRONG, AND MY *SSHOLE BURNS
LIVIN' WITH MY H*LLISH TOILETRIES

(BRIDGE)

(CHORUS)

I, I JUST WANNA SH*T RIGHT NOW
I, I DROWN IN MY TOILET
I, I JUST NEED TO SH*T RIGHT NOW
I, I CAN'T SH*T

(VERSE 1)

(BRIDGE)

(CHORUS x2)