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Dark Souls (2011)

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MAYBE I WAS A LITTLE TOO WILD IN THE 70'S

It had been 12 long hours since negotiations started and still no headway had been made.

ZeroLenny™ and Impostor Lenny knew they only had 24 hours to retrieve the Jade Diamond of Mount Juju to stop the implosion of the earth; and they knew time was short. Upon getting the anonymous notice at their Hawaiian resort at exactly 8:00AM ZeroLenny™ said to Impostor Lenny "lmao the fuck is shi-

LENNY?!?!?!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?"

ZeroLenny™ had walked in on a horrific sight. ZeroLenny™ kicked down Impostor Lennys door to reveal that Impostor Lenny had been playing Dragons Dogma.

"Lenny! I-I can expla-"

These proved to be too little words too late as ZeroLenny™ smashed Impostor Lenny out cold with a clean right hook to his jaw. Impostor Lenny woke up 4 hours later tied up to a radiator while Lenny was watching T.V right next to him.

"SO DO YOU WANT TO TELL ME THE FUCK THAT WAS ABOUT??"

"Well everyone in the comments keeps saying that it's a good game and we just need to give it more ti-"

"ONE MORE WORD AND I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL SLAP YOU SILLY."

ZeroLenny™ yelled as he took out the gold trimmed note

"Besides, we have bigger problems" he muttered as he passed the note to Impostor Lenny. The note detailed that approximately 3 weeks ago the Jade Diamond had been stole from Fort Spice, the now infamous last stand location of ZeroLennys™ Vietnamese war efforts. The two knew that stealing this artefact would unbalance the world at it's core causing a second ice age. The two had to be quick. They left right away.

"Before we leave Lenny, do you think we should take a few steak bakes with us lad?"

"Yea yea of course you cheeky tart" snapped ZeroLenny™ back.

"Maybe some sausage rolls too?"

"Ye brav course lad..."

This conversation lasted roughly 19 hours while Impostor Lenny and ZeroLenny™ listed through every items in the Greggs bakery. Eventually at 7:52AM the next day the two arrived at the peak of Mount Juju with only 8 minutes to spare. They stood over a ginormous volcano opening with nothing but a rickety, old rope bridge spanning across it.

"COME ON YOU FUCKING BITCH WALK ACROSS IT" yelled ZeroLenny™

"W-what do you mean? The diamonds right there." Retorted Impostor Lenny as he pointed at the ground between them. The diamond was just laying there.

ZeroLenny™ pulled out a glock

"i said walk u cunt"

"What do you mean???"

"I planned the whole thing you cuckle fuck. I stole the Diamond. I send the letter to ourselves and I set this bridge up. I did it all BECAUSE I KNEW YOU WERE PLAYING DRAGONS FUCKING DOGSHITE DOGMA. NOW MOVE"

Impostor Lenny reluctantly held his breath, he knew there was no way out. With a broken sigh he shimmied closer to the old bridge.

"COME THE FUCK ON YOU SAD WANKER" yelled ZeroLenny™ in the distance.

The bridge had little to no support on either end and bridge boards were either missing or almost rotten. Impostor Lenny knew that any step could be his last. Each step made the most antagonising creek shaking Impostor Lenny to his core.

"Right this is taking too long you bellend" ZeroLenny™ shot Impostor Lenny in the back of the leg. A gunshot crackled for miles around as Impostor Lenny sank to his knees. With the last of his energy Impostor Lenny tried to look over to ZeroLenny™ one last time, but he could not. His body slumped onto the ropes, then to the boards, and Impostor Lenny fell into the lava.

Impostor Lenny hit the lava and he just bounced off and he was like WHAT IN THE FUCK suddenly sirens starting playing funky groove music as ZeroLenny™ SUPRISE LENNY HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAYY. The mountain wasn't a volcano, it was a massive birthday bouncy castle all along! LENNY YOU FUCKING SHOT ME PLEASE HELP ME THAT PART WASNT A JOKE PLEASE cried Impostor Lenny as ZeroLenny™ laughed HAHAAH YOU FUCKING DOG COME ON WE HAVE TO DO CHALICE DUNGEONS NOW.

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