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YES YOU CAN CALL ME ANYTHING YOU WANT

"No no, that's quite enough for you now..."
The barkeep hushed condescendingly to Impostor Lenny as he slumped onto the counter.

"Look sunshine, no matter if you give me another or not, we both know I'm gonna get what I need. So why don't you just hand it over."

The Code Vein Experience hit Impostor Lenny hard. The death of ZeroLenny™ sent Impostor Lenny into a deep spiral of depression which could only be solved at the end of a bottle; jumping from bar to bar, pub to pub, drinking to forget his 6 year long partner. This would all change a week later when he caught a whisper at the bar about "a blue hero's sacrifice to keep the weeaboos at bay". Rather than butting into the conversation, he decided to lay low and overhear these details. Not only did these tales imply others knowledge about "The Blue Hero", but they also implied that he was still alive and in search for something. Impostor Lenny was now certain, ZeroLenny™ was alive. Somewhere.

The next months where a blur of mad goose chases and frivolous leads heard through friends of a friends. Usually leading from one bar to a next.

"Alright! Fine! I'll get you another drink... but don't be getting too rowdy now."
The Barkeep growled and he poured a cold frothy concoction for Impostor Lenny.

"Ha... No you seem to miss understand me. I'm looking, for him."

A sudden silence overtook the entire tavern, everyone turning to face Impostor Lenny sporting crooked tooth snarls while clutching their weapons. Impostor Lenny looked over slowly from the counter to see the reaction he brought and knew that this was it. He would find ZeroLenny™.

The tension was broken by Impostor Lenny throwing his hefty glass mug into the barkeeps face, shattering violently against his pug-like face. Tavern members swarmed Lenny instantly, pistols in hand, but they would be met with what can only be described as the legendary spice lost arte of slap kung-fu, easily overpowering every single member. Impostor Lenny only left one alive.

"W-wait!... I-I know you!... You... are Impstor Lenny, ZeroLenny's™ partner..."
The bandit croaked while coughing through his blackened, congealed blood

"... That's right."
Impostor Lenny took out his cigar, lighting it with a match from his opponents pockets.

"Hah... you really are as dumb as they said you'd be..."
The Bandit chuckled.

"Wait. Errr what'dya mean?"

"Well if ZeroLenny™ is alive, then where's the first place you'd think he'd go?? He'd go straight home you idiot!!"

"B-but I've been looking all over for him!!"

"I mean, he's probably already there waiting for you by now... W-why did you even do all this?!"

"W-well it's been a while since i had my own description story I mean I did that whole cigar thing I thought it would make me look cool and tha-"

"Oh for gods sake just go back to the Undead Burg."

This is what happened next.

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