Game:

The Entity (2018)

Duration: 4:19:28

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Hola amigos! The name's Cazpyr, your average 39-year-old Canadian dude living in a sleepy Mexican beach town. I spend my days lounging on the beach, working on my farmer's tan and trying to chat up the local senoritas (keyword: trying). When I'm not getting shot down, you can find me housing tacos at the local stands. I know the abuelitas there so well they've started slipping extra pastor into my orders. The churros vendors on the other hand keep a watchful eye on me - I may or may not have forgotten my wallet once or twice after one too many margaritas. I enjoy chatting with new people online in my free time - it's a nice way to connect between beach sessions. So if you're looking for some laidback, self-deprecating laughs, come chat with me sometime. Just don't expect any epic wins - unless you count dodging the churro vendor who I may or may not still owe money to
My love for video games has only grown stronger with age, and I'm pretty sure I've spent more money on gaming consoles than I have on actual food. But hey, at least I have a sweet gaming setup to cry in when I realize I'm still single at 38.

In short, I'm a video game enthusiast, a lover of all things nerdy, and a cautionary tale for those who spend too much time in virtual worlds. But hey, at least I'll have some sweet gaming achievements to show for it!

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