The FULL TRUTH Behind TSM Doublelift Trade (Satire)

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Published on May 15, 2020 1:29:20 AM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FsdztNGC90

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Doublelift gives a full run down of what really happened between TL, TSM, and all the players involved.
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A lot of rumors have been going around the Doublelift trade from TL to TSM, but there was only one truth in all of it. There’s something more than what’s being said.
Why did Peter lose motivation?
Did Leena have anything to do with this?
What’s being hidden from the subreddit mods?

Instead of speculating more, we went straight to the source, Peter Doublelift Peng to ask the questions still unanswered.

Peter, Thank you for making the time.

(Doublelift)
Yeah, of course.

(Mark)
In your own words give us a run down of what exactly unfolded over these last few weeks, knowing that now commissioner Greeley has approved the trade you’re legally in the clear.

(Doublelift)
Yeah now that the trade has been approved I can talk about what happened. So, the truth. When I was at TSM we were hitting a roadblock with TL and we couldn’t crack it. So Leena came up with an idea that if they got TL to buy out my contract I could do recon on TL from the inside getting TSM the intel we desperately needed to finally take back Spring & Summer Split trophies. Once that mission was complete I got the green light from Leena to bomb at TL, get the players & staff to complain enough to finally want to sell off my contract in time for Summer Split into worlds. It took Steve some convincing but with all that Dr. Pepper money he couldn’t refuse. Once the trade was made I went to Berlin to pick up the Tears of Dyrus from Sjokz, Texas to cut a lock of TheOddOne’s hair, back to LA for a drop of Approval Blood from Jack, then finally perform the service with Kobbe on the TSM sacrifice alter…

(Leena)
It’s the Mountain Dew Sacrifice Alter… It's not up to me, no one else wanted to sponsor the Sacrifice Alter

(Doublelift)
Sorry it’s actually the “Mountain Dew” Sacrifice Alter.

(Mark)
Got it. So what happens when you do the ritual?

(Doublelift)
So that will summon Reggie back to lead us into Worlds 2020 then ushering us into TSM’s thousand year reign.
(Mark)
When in doubt, should TSM’s Jungler gank Mid or ADC? (blitz discord)

(Doublelift)
There is a right answer to that.

(Mark)
Is there anything you wanted to talk about that we didn’t cover?

(Doublelift)
No I mean that’s pretty much the whole story, but… Uh, yeah actually I’m coming out with a new book in July co-authored by Link & Dyrus called the Starting Manifesto. So that will be on amazon. And Breaking Point 2.0 comes out June 1st.

(Mark)
I’ll pre-order now. Peter, thank you for making the time and being very open and honest about this whole situation. Best of luck with your sacrifice this weekend and we look forward to TSM’s thousand year reign.

(Doublelift)
Thank you.

(Mark)
Up Next. TSM Jatt finds his true calling as an informant & we’ll hear from a Thorn-in TSM’s side.

Yiliang "Peter" Peng

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