The Merchant Of Truth. News Tower.
312It's hard to know who to believe in these troubled times. You're wrong. It's not hard at all. Believe me, the Merchant Of Truth, for I align perfectly with your world view and tell you only what you want to hear. Is the news at odds with your world view? Don't worry, that's a lie. Is there the possibility that the news you agree with has been invented, spun, and paid for by the worst of humanity? That's a conspiracy dealt by The Other. I am your warm blanket of the status quo. You don't need to change, they do. You don't need to change, anyone who says otherwise is lying. You don't need science, just do what I tell you.
Introducing the first publication of Haberdashery Gazette. Your indispensible source of truth and justice for all things pertaining to hats.
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