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"Mr Bond, I... I don't know how to tell you this, but... you have chlamydia."
"Nobody ever said the spy game was eas-"
"And gonorrhea. And syphilus and crabs."
"Well, I suppose that microfilm wasn't the only thing she hiding in her-"
"And somehow your crabs tested positive for both HIV and genital warts."
"...I must... uh... say this leaves me a bit sh-"
"If you say 'Shaken, not stirred' I'm gonna cut your wiener off"
"I'll be good."

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