Game:

The Adventures of Bayou Billy (1988)

Duration: 3:36

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Bayou Billy is garbage, it's vomit in a cartridge. You play as "Bayou Billy", an Indiana Jones wannabe that sets out on an adventure to save his big breasted girlfriend. The game is next to impossible to play and full of glitches. The story is cliche, the enemies are about as smart as a 5 year old Justin Bieber fan who's brain hasn't fully developed, and the controls are as stiff as Ron Jeremy's shaft. It's hard to believe that this game was created by the same company that brought us Metal Gear Solid.

I'm gonna go to my bedroom and cut my wrists and cry now.

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