Todd Miser
Disclaimer: This video is a joke, not a personal attack on Todd Howard. It's just for funsies, so don't get your undergarments of choice in a twist...
*LYRICS*
I'm Mr. "It-Just-Works".
I'm Mr. Glitch.
I'm Mr. Laminate.
I'm Mr. Settlements.
Fans call me Todd Howard.
Whatever I pitch...
...makes Bethesda so rich.
That's the sitch!
(He's Mr. Bad Coder, he's Mr. Crash!)
That's right!
(He's Mr. Long Loader, he's Mr. Takes-Your-Cash!)
Fans call me Todd Howard.
Whatever I write...
...makes the lore all not right.
Fans will fight!
I never want to know a game with decent quest design...
...I'd rather create Starfield and fast travel all the time!
(He's Mr. Redfall, he's Mr. Bug!)
That's right!
(He's Mr. No-Skill-Checks, he's Mr. Performance Chug!)
Fans call me Todd Howard.
Whatever I make...
...makes the fanbase irate.
And, that's great!
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