Treasure Trove Cove Song - DexTheSwede
1,563It's Christmas season and there's nothing more that Dex wants than the warm sun. So here's a song about Treasure Trove Cove from Banjo-Kazooie!
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Without lyrics - https://soundcloud.com/dextheswede/treasure-trove-cove-dexy-version
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Remix and lyrics by me
Original soundtrack by Grant Kirkhope
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LYRICS:
This is what a vacation should look like
Beaches, Oceans, Hot weather
Winter's always been kinda overrated
Summer is so much better
There's no need for clothes that pretty much makes
you look like a big dumdum
Absolutely no snow in the way so go and grab all your rum!
If you disagree
I will slap your knee
Come and we shall see
This is where I'll be
Drink up, One Two Three
Think I have to pee
It's exactly how you're supposed to have fun!
Grab a pint or two, we're gonna party, As if there's no tomorrow
We might get little shitfaced but whatever
We won't run out of ammo!
Fight a crab and poke out both his eyeballs
This game is kinda grimdark.
Yeah, that was fun now let's go for a swim and
HOLY SHIT THAT'S A SHARK!
Come, sit down and listen to the music
and feel the heat from the sun
Makes you feel like a lazy twat, but that's what makes it fun!
All the clams will come and try and get you
they will try to plunder all your shit
Punch 'em, Smash 'em, Kill 'em, I think I overdid it a bit...
You can jump on silly crazy platfroms, fly far up in the sky
There's a guy on this stranded ship, watch him burp and cry
This is really all I want for christmas, beers, the beach and beers
Grapes and melons, oranges and coconut shells, Grab a beer and
CHEERS!
So what will you do
Will you join the crew
What is wrong with you
There's a Barbeque
Jiggys to pursue
Eggs go Pew Pew Pew
It's exactly how you're supposed to have fun!
Run across the sand jump on some boxes, this is what I call leisure
(This is what he calls leisure)
Exes marks the spot, do a great ground pound and you will find some treasure
(Treasure!)
Be aware of those big ass chests though
some of them has got sharp teeth
(They will eat all your insides)
All these mines has got googly eyes, they guard the jiggys beneath!
(Great!)
Climb some palm trees, Poop into a bucket
Drain the water, Go inside the sandy castle
Spell out cheat codes, Wishy Washy Banjo
You're a washing machine, oh great...
We will party until all our brains die, There will be no end!
Feel the breeze on this mountain top, I highly recommend!
Help the captain find all his treasure, that's a chunk of gold!
Now you should join us, come and have some fun, I'll show you Look up and behold!
Grab your copy of Banjo-Kazooie, You are in for some fun times
Watch the magic unfold all around you, This is Tresure Trove Cove!
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