"Turn the Fucken Page" - A lyrical tribute to Book of Unwritten Tales

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Published on November 27, 2012 2:48:57 AM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxGk-yfI40I

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The Book of Unwritten Tales (2009)

Duration: 3:52

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I wrote this for a sub. who wants to use it in his video. Sorry it gets garbled at points.. I dont exactly have the best recording studio. LEAVE COMMENTS!!!!!

Lyrics:

"Once upon a time, there was a little gnome
His name was Wilbur Weathervane and he journeyed away from home
He fucken dream one day he'd become a mage
But that's a long story, so turn the fucken page, turn the fucken page.

There was a man named Nathaniel Bonnet
He was a cocky mother fucker but the girls still jumped up on it
He liked to steal shit, but some thought he was gay
But when his fingers went diggen, they always found Vajay vajay jayjay
So turn the fucken page yeah

Next came an elven bitch, she was a hottie
I masturbated while i thought of her naked body
She was tall and slender with some perky elven titties
She rescued a grumpy gremlin who smelled real fucken shitty
Now turn the fucken page, turn the fucken page yeah

The three all met up and went on a long quest
I don't remember much, but i remember Ivo breasts
There was zombies, dragons and orcs
And all kinds of shit from afar
Then finally from the end they retrieved the Amulet of Ball Sack'ThaZar
Now turn the fucken page!
Now turn the fuckin page Yea - Mother fucker - Just do it
Now turn the fucken page!

There's one more question i have and then im fucking quitting
How the fuck did any of this happen if it was unwritten?
That doesn't make no sense even to a mage
So end my friend ask yourself, how can i turn the page?

How can I turn the fucken Page?
Don't make no fucken sense I can't turn the page
Mother fucker - You broke this game
You can suck my dick cause this shit is lame
Turn the fucking page"

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