Twas The Night Before An Aussie Christmas 2021 - Dabura911
12This is the last video of the year and its a silly Aussie retelling of the story The Night Before Christmas! Hope you all enjoy the silliness :) The script will be below!
‘Twas the night before Christmas, all through the outback
Not a creature was stirring, not even kangaroo jack;
The goon bags were hung on the clothesline with care,
In hopes that St Junkrat soon would be there;
The bitches were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Sugar daddies danced in their heads;
Hot mammas are twerking while their asses clap,
And picking up dollars with thunderous slaps
Then out by the outhouse there comes a big bang,
Then out from their warm beds the bitches they sprang.
Away to the window they flew like a flash,
And opened the shutters with a great big crash.
The moon shone so brightly on the hot dry sand,
It made the dry outback just look bloody grand,
When, what with their wondering eyes should they see,
But a rusty old ute reeking of boba tea.
With a hyped up old driver, so lively and quick,
He looked like a guy with a wondrous prick.
Heaps faster than emus his Roos they came,
And he belched, and shouted, and called them by name;
“Now DAZZA, now DALE! Now MUNTED and SHAZZA!
On SHEILA, on KATH, on KIM and GAZZA!
To the top of the porch! To the top of this dick!
Now piss off, piss off, piss off quick!”
Just like stupid mozzies buzz up in the sky,
And annoy the bitches wherever they fly,
So too did the ute fly up onto the roof,
With the boot full of toys and old junkrat too.
And then in a second they heard up ahead,
The grunting and rumbling of each engine rev.
As the bitches drew in and then turned around,
Down the chimney St. Junkrat came with a bound.
He was dressed in all bombs, from his head to his peg,
And his clothes were all torn up with dirt ash and smeg;
A sackload of shit he had on his back,
And he looked like a bogan just opening his sack.
His eyes – how they twinkled! His hair how spiky!
The bitches looked at him and thought ‘me likey’~
His shorts were so green and torn up in points,
And creaks and shines came from his joints.
A bomb on his back, on his hip a gun,
And the sweat it glistened on his bare tum tum;
With a pointy cute face and a bionic arm,
That spanked and grabbed and did so much harm.
He was tall and strong, a right old geezer,
And in the sack he looked like a great pleaser;
He looked at the bitches and started to smile,
There were so many of them he’d be there for a while.
He spoke not a word, he just went straight to work,
And brought joy to the bitches, who started to twerk,
And laying a metal finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, said bye to his hoes.
He sprang to his ute, to his roos gave a cooee,
And away they all hooned while he did a shooee.
But I heard him exclaim when he drove out of sight,
HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOODNIGHT!
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