Twas The Night Before Christmas - (Diablo II Resurrected Edition)

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Published on December 2, 2021 9:54:28 PM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mosZkx4xFpo

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Hello Guys and Gals Today I am going to read a Parody of the Poem Twas The Night Before Christmas that I wrote myself =)

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the palace
Not a creature was stirring, not even with malice;
The horadric cubes were stacked by the chimney with care,
In hopes that Diablo soon would be there;
The mercs were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of gold and jewels danced in their heads;
And sorceress in her ’kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap,
When out in the desert there arose such a clatter,
I cast Burst of speed without thought to the matter,
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
The moon on the breast of the glittering sand
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects at hand,
When, what to my wandering eyes should be deplored,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny Demon lord,
With a scaley Driver, who laid quite fallow,
I knew in a moment it must be Diablo.
More rapid than frenzy barbs his lords they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, Infector of souls! now, Lord de seis! now, Bishibosh and Beetleburst!
On, Fangskin! on, Stormtree! on, Darkwing and Dark Elder!
To the top of the wall! to the top of the palace!
Now charge away! Charge away! Charge away all!"
As a druid that makes the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, they mount to the sky;
So up to the palace-top the lords they flew,
With the sleigh full of Loot, and Diablo too.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney Diablo came with a bound.
He was dressed all in red, from his horn to his hoof,
And his scales were all tarnished with ashes and soot;
A bundle of loot he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a Trader just opening his pack.
His eyes—how they Burned! his Horns how Pointy!
His cheeks were like roses, his back so Spikey!
His big scarry mouth was drawn up like a bow
And the beard of his chin was as red as bloodied snow;
The stump of an arm he held tight in his teeth,
And the stench it encircled his head like a wreath;
He had a horrific face and a scaley belly,
That shook when he laughed, like an armor of chain.
He was smelly and foul, a right jolly old demon,
And I laughed when I saw him, I thought I'd be eaten;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had everything to dread;
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the cubes; then turned with a jerk,
And laying his finger onto his soulstone,
And giving a nod, he returned to his own;
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like a Barb had used howl,
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night.

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