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A long, long time ago, at the very beginning, there was nothing. Suddenly, God appeared. He was like "this empty nothingness is whack, yo!" On the first day, He created light so we could see all the little snakes slithering in the dark. On the second day, He created the atmosphere and the water because we need that shit to be here. On the third day, He created the crusty ass earth we walk on and some of those green plant things those vegans love. On the fourth day, God created the Sun, Moon and Stars which doesn't make much sense because where tf was the light coming from before? On the fifth day, He created birds and fish and shit. Too bad we're killing his precious turtles 🖕. On the sixth day, God made a fatal mistake. He created us piece of shit humans that just fuck everything up. And tbh, God also created all this suffering and pain in one day. God really is a dick, huh? On the final day, God decided to take the back seat and see what we would do with his creation. That was a big mistake. Now we've fucked over what He gave us. The ice caps are melting, theres pollution in the ocean, the atmosphere is getting pretty fucked. However, none of this is what pushed God away. No, that was something far worse. It was something God could never have imagined. We humans created.... copypasta. This beautiful yet horrific creation would cause so many group chats to suffer and destroy friendships. God decided enough was enough and fucked off back to wherever the fuck he came from. The end