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Once upon a time in the far-distant realm of 2023, the Nintendo E-Shop closed its digital doors, and many a product would become locked behind its shutters for eternity. One of those products was a little Gamefreak creation called Pocket Card Jockey. But when I found out that the protagonists in this game were basically head-empty legends, I knew that one would have to feature if I were ever to do a horse mix. And, well, it looks like one chewed through the drywall to make its way onto my channel.

So here are 22 high-energy jams that might play over the course of a horse racing event on a cloudy April day in the year of, like, 2006 or something. The vibes I attempt to emulate when making these mixes are often microscopically specific. But they can be enjoyed for whatever reason you wish! Get yourself active or burn your way through a project using it. And tell me what you get up to!

By the way, horse racing events such as the grand national are often inherently harmful to the horses and we should all follow the example of the Pocket Card Jockey and spur our horses on with solitaire instead.

0:00 Steam Gardens - Super Mario Odyssey
3:40 Honeycomb Highway - Sonic Lost World
6:35 Vs. Nemona - Pokemon Scarlet & Violet
9:00 Yes, Come On Solitaiba! - Pocket Card Jockey
11:33 Crystal Canyon - Mario Strikers Charged Football
14:45 Yoshi Star Galaxy - Super Mario Galaxy 2
16:51 To The Amusement Park! - Elebits
21:29 Battle: Powdered Peaks - Miitopia
24:37 Vs. The Rutile All Stars - Beastieball (Demo)
26:44 Vs. Carmine - Pokemon Scarlet & Violet
28:48 Go Straight - Streets of Rage 2
32:02 Race 01 - Champion Jockey: G1 Jockey & Gallop Racer
34:23 Wolves Stole My Pills! - The Simpsons Hit & Run
37:17 Bang! Bang! Big Hornes Explosion - Billy Hatcher & The Giant Egg
42:51 Ready? Ready! - Wargroove 2
46:41 Dodge City - Taz Wanted
49:23 Challenge, Go, Go! - Pocket Card Jockey
51:54 Versus Battle! - Puyo Puyo Tetris 2
56:47 Pursuit, Cornering Together - Ace Attorney: Spirit of Justice
59:30 Lip's Theme, Panel de Pon - Super Smash Bros Ultimate
1:03:29 Mission - Clubhouse Games (42 All Time Classics)
1:04:25 Marching Puzzle - Barbie Horse Adventures: Mystery Ride