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wow who knew roads were made of snow. that sentence was a spoiler. You would have known that if you had watched the whole video (although I can see why you wouldn't, it's not like I make good content). Also ignore the fact that technically the song at the beginning is copyrighted I won't make money off of this anyway. if you liked that song, it is titled brother brother by surfalot
here is a link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KE1xnsuqGiM.

if you want this game. Too bad I gave you the name and I think anyone who would want to pay for this has to have enjoyment of finding it. (Although funny enough I actually quite enjoyed it and have played it several times.)

any who, this game is an amazing first-person shooter with a complex and detailed story about a man named Jeff. One day Jeff was sitting and waiting for a car. Fortunately, his friend Robert explained that cars don't just appear in living rooms. Jeff was heartbroken.


a guy was skiing one day and got bored. So, he waited for a Snowmobile. then drove it off a cliff. you see, snowmobiles aren't like cars. If Jeff had known this (and also didn't live in a desert) he would not have gone through the trauma inducing headache that is staring at a wall for four hours picturing a car. As for Robert, if Jeff hadn't wasted his time, then Robert could have become a really successful accountant.

please note that Robert is still an accountant, He just only makes half of what he could have made (don't question it or ask for an exact number I don't know anything about accountants). So in conclusion never buy a car and treat everything as snow and you'll be dandy. and another thing that is really interesting is that I am now inserting filler for the sake of an interesting theory. basically supposedly we have 153 subscribers (YAY we got it back, I think that is good?? who knows). I'm not saying you should subscribe or comment. I am merely suggesting one thing, Be like Kris. In fact if you really read this rather then skipping through the random nonsense that is my brain then I have a really specific job for you. Go hug someone. Preferably someone you know but if you can get a WILLING stranger then bonus points. And real reason I told you to do that is because I was interested in seeing how many people just skip this instead of taking time to learn about the most powerful object in the world. and that one object. And truth be told I'm not actually going to gain any information from this because I don't have any way of seeing whether someone did actually read it. I could add something but that would totally ruin the fun. now for more filler so no one is the wiser. Jeff has hair. He loves his Hair. But he gave it to a Bear. Now he just owns chairs. but he hates chairs on account that he is a hare and hares can't tell a difference between a chair and a dare and are give off quite a scare when they see a hair chair bear. and I know rhyming isn't my strong suit (is it just the sound or do the words have to be spelled the same way I can never remember). did you know there is a 5000 character limit currently you are at 3180. sort of that 0 is 3180 the 8 is 3179. I'm have officially run out of things to say. Goo day.

Congratulations for reading that whole thing you win nothing.