Why Big Swig Roller Doesn't Stand a Chance

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Published on January 19, 2023 4:16:16 PM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwQpw_sFnLU

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Counter-Strike: Source (2004)

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The video that this is based off of:
|https://youtu.be/GkVKDK-2j6M

Big Swig almost always loses. No contest.

Also here's a copypasta of the script if you're interested in it:
"I'm sick and tired of playing this weapon...

And hearing about how Big Swig "isn't as bad as people put it out to be..."

35 DAMAGE ISN'T THAT MUCH DUMBASS. THERE ARE SO MANY WEAPONS IN THE GAME THAT CAN HIT OR SURPASS THAT NUMBER WITHIN MERE FRAMES OF INPUTTING THE TRIGGER FOR SHOOTING.

SWIG CAN'T FUCKING DAMAGE OBJECTS. WALLS AND BUBBLES JUST SHUT IT DOWN. IMAGINE WHAT SWIG CAN DO AGAINST CRAB. HAVE YOU EVER FOUGHT A CRAB?! IF A SWIG SEES A CRAB IT JUST SHITS ITSELF.

WHAT A BIG SWIG GONNA DO WHEN A GAL STARTS BLASTIN'? THEY LITERALLY PERCH IN ONE SPOT FLICKING ALL DAY FAILING TO TRADE WITH AN AEROSPRAY. AND I ALWAYS SEE THIS ARGUMENT OF "O-OH... WELL JUST SET UP YOUR SPLASH WALL."

You mean to tell me that this weapon... a roller... NEEDS A FUCKING SPLASH WALL TO DO ANYTHING?!?! WHY DO THEY EVEN DO THIS??? THEY SHOULD KNOW THAT WALL DOESN'T WORK WITH THE CATEGORY OF THE WEAPON!

AND WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOUR WALL GETS OBLITERATED BY A HYDRA OR NAUT RUNNING OBJECT SHREDDER??? THIS ISN'T AN EPISODE OF "TEARING IT UP" DUMBASS; WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD.

Swig's special is garbage with the main weapon. YOU JUST DIE. A TTek can cause the next Great Turf War by spamming TRISTRIKE. Other weapons can LOCK DOWN ENTIRE AREAS, set up FORCE-FIELDS, and rain MISSILES on you. You are FUCKING with my ENTIRE ASSHOLE if you think that Ink Vac is the perfect special for Big Swig. I'm pretty sure an UNDERCOVER BRELLA can easily take down a Swig.

"oH wElL jUsT uSE A qR BUiLd."

Yeah okay let me go 2-27 real fast. Y'know how good the other QR weapons are?! If you keep getting splatted by a Respawn Punisher Naut you're just useless. HOW'S THIS WEAPON GOING TO BEAT SOME OF THE BEST WEAPONS IN THE GAME? ARE YOU DAFT?

Every other weapon has some practical use in any other mode. Majority of Swig players wait for fucking hours for Anarchy Series to be Splat Zones. HOW THE HELL'S A SWIG PLAYER GONNA SCORE A POWER CLAM AGAINST SPLATTERSHOTS AND TETRAS? HERE'S YOUR ANSWER TARTAR SAUCE... THEY DON'T.

ALL A PLAYER HAS TO DO IS WALK 2 CENTIMETERS AWAY FROM YOU AND YOUR 2 SHOT FLICK BECOMES A 3. YOU EVER HEARD OF THE DYNAMO BUFF DUMBASS?!

WHAT A SWIG GONNA DO AGAINST A GODDAMN C JR?!

GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD AND ENTER REALITY.

I would rather gamble my life away on the gacha machine rather than play this weapon seriously. This isn't Splatoon 1 C Jr bitch... It's EVEN WORSE... IT'S A MCDONALD'S SPRITE ROLLER FACING OFF AGAINST

LITERALLY ANY OTHER FUCKING WEAPON IN THE ENTIRE GAME.

And the funniest part about all of this is how a Swig can't even properly function on some zone layouts. WHAT A SWIG GONNA DO ON EELTAIL ZONES...? FLICK? HAVE HALF OF YOUR FLICK BE EATEN BY THE OBSTACLES???

YOUR ARGUMENT SUCKS.
THIS WEAPON SUCKS.
I WIN.
SUCK MY DI-"

#splatoon #splatoon3 #bigswig

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