NOTE: At one point in this review, I refer to Gina Carrano as a "real warrior", implying that Gal Gadot is not. I completely missed the fact that Gadot is a veteran of the Israeli army, and I apologize for that mistake. No disrespect to the men and women of the Israel Defense Forces. Please do not Krav Maga me to death.
Wonder Woman has been anticipated for quite some time. And now, with the star power of Gal Gadot and Chris Pine, is it possible that DC has broken their track record of depressing, overly serious comic book movies?
All footage of Wonder Woman owned by Warner Brothers studios, so call off your dogs.
Here's what you're going to get at ElConquistadork:
Thought-provoking geek commentary that smells vaguely of gin and smoke. Game reviews and Let's Plays that cover everything from the super indie to the AAA to the "made around 700 years ago" category.
Phil The Conquistadork also maintains a healthy love to interacting with his audiences when they aren't assholes (and sometimes when they are).
What you will not get at ElConquistadork: ugliness (the host's face notwithstanding), drama (the host's bank account notwithstanding), or cat videos.
...Huh? He's put a cat in a few of his videos already? Shit.
......Okay, maybe you'll get a few cat videos.
"Sneak A Little Drinky" written and performed by The Butterscotch Bros: Carlos Avendano and Dan Ross.
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