X-Com: Terror From The Deep #36: Virgin Pointless
We are proud to present Frosty's backstory by SuperFrosty (Continued)
Chapter 2
So that was how I came to be. A tale of a snowman, a snowwoman and a whole bunch of snow. Actually, come to think about it, mostly just snow and wasted sentience. But, you might ask, how did a creature made of bloody snow possibly get into a prestigious organization such as X-Com? How did I make my way from Snowdius XII to Earth? Ah, it all started with the snow I was made out of.
7 years ago...
"Yellow snow! Yellow snow! Never eat yellow snow!"
I was surrounded. There was no escape route my sixteen year old mind could find. They pushed, kicked, clawed and held flames close to my body. It was not the first time I cursed my father for relieving himself during my creation, and nor would it be the last. But at least one snowgirl stood up for me.
"C'mon guys, it's just a slight tinge!" she argued, helping me up. The crowd dispersed. Everyone knew not to mess with her since she devoured another student whole. It took her three seconds. Her nickname 'Raccoon eater', or Raccoon for short, was apt. (http://boingboing.net/2014/01/30/frosty-eats-raccoon-the-story.html).
I wouldn't consider Raccoon my friend, but she stood up for me, and in return I provided her parts of me to eat. Apparently, the urine gives it a mustardy flavour. She knew me better than anyone else, due to our frequent hunting trips, so she was the first to pick up when all went to crap. I was failing in snowschool, grades hitting an all-time low. I dropped out in year 10, resorting to menial labour to get by. I was twenty when the call went out. It barely got to Snowdius XII, the signal weaker than the "my snowdog ate my homework" excuse I had used several times before.
To be continued....
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