Ye Olde Games Special: Three for One Crap Pack

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Published on December 27, 2010 1:34:26 PM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tE1bpV5mKoU

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The Goonies (1986)

Duration: 9:09

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Here we go. A video of three bad(or at the very least confusing) games for the price of one!

First up we have Harald Hardtand. A game from Colgate. Yeah. The toothpaste people. The game might make a bit more sense if it were in english, but I think I got the basic idea. Kill of the plaque or whatever before they over run the mouth, which I'm pretty sure is impossible. If a plaque stays alive long enough, it turns into a stronger variety with color matcing it's difficulty. Not completely horrid, specially compared to Run the Bunny.

Next up we have a PC port of the MSX version of The Goonies. Oh boy! A PC port AND a game based on a movie! I haven't played the MSX version, so I can't really compare it to that, and... Well, yeah. It has pretty much nothing to do with the movie from what I can tell. You're in a cave, like the movie, rescuing kids from what I assume to be one of the villains from the movie(can't remember their name). Pretty sure that didn't happen. Then there's the skulls, stalactites(stalagmites?), and drops of water to whittle away at your health further. Oh. And you have one life.

Finally we have the PC port of Guerrilla War. I've never played the original arcade version of this, but I grew up with the NES port and still play it from time to time. This version though... It's just sad. The first player(I assume there's a second player option) controls default to the number pad and space bar. You keep moving until you hit a wall like Pac-Man, and I'll be damned if I know how to throw grenades. It's not Ctrl, Alt, or Shift. You know, something that would be comfortable to hit and make sense.

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