Game:

The Witcher (2007)

Duration: 1:08:06

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This week on Cartridge Blowers! I initiate a deep conversation about the ethics of micro-transactions minutes after Dylan admits that Nikki's more complete Final Fantasy XIII saves immasculates him. But that's not nearly as big of a dick measuring contest as people debating the merits of literature over video games. Actually, fuck it, put your peanut butter in my chocolate baby because we're playing VIDEO GAMES BASED ON BOOKS! Cody makes death from Bill and Ted do parkour in Frankenstein, Dylan makes a bunch of Sephiroths do interpretive dance in the Witcher, Nikki makes an old man fumble around in the dark and die alone for 89 books in The Wheel of Time, and everything kills me including me in Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Books? Burn that nerd shit and come watch our nerd shit. But not, like, literal shit. It's Cartridge Blowers Episode 21: LET'S WITCH!


Hosts This Week
Cody
Nikki
Dylan
Matt

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June 3, 2013:
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June 4, 2013:
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June 5, 2013:
State of Decay (X360) (00:21:34)



Games Played
Theme : Games Based on Books

Cody : Mary Shelleys Frankenstein (SNES) (00:24:04)
Dylan : The Witcher (PC) (00:34:08)
Nikki : Wheel of Time (PC) (00:48:26)
Matt : Hitchhiker's Guide (PC) (00:55:05)