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I hate everything. This episode we talk about E3 and that's fun - I GUESS - but what the fuck ever because we played LJN games. Oh, you've never heard of LJN? Well, did you ever play a video game where at the end of it you involuntarily fall into a pit of despair from which you fear may never return? Well watch as we do that you atrocious fucking monsters! Nikki is outatime so please call the suicide hotline in Back to the Future, Dylan is guessing this picture is a noose in Pictionary, Matt wants to slit his wrists with adamantium claws in Wolverine: Adamantium Rage, and Cody wants to boil in a vat of acid and DOES in Spider-Man: Animated Series. The warm embrace of death is coming for us soon and we all welcome it with open arms, it's Cartridge Players Episode 44: Huge Jacked Man Fucked To Death. I wish I could be fucked to death. I wish I could be made dead in any way. SIGH.

Hosts This Week
Cody
Nikki
Dylan
Matt

E3 Review :

--Microsoft(00:06:08)--
Halo Collection (00:06:42)
Forza Horizon 2 (00:07:52)
Evolve (00:08:36)
Sunset Overdrive (00:08:58)
Fable Legends (00:10:09)
Project Spark (00:10:29)
Cuphead (00:11:45)
Threes (00:12:09)
Witcher 3 (00:12:55)
Rainbow 6/Rise of the Tomb Raider (00:13:30)
Dead Rising 3 Super Ultra Dead Rising 3 Arcade Remix Hyper Edition EX Plus Alpha DLC (00:14:15)

--Sony(00:15:31)--
Blood Born (00:15:45)
Entwined (00:16:31)
Destiny (00:17:28)
Metal Gear Solid 5 (00:17:59)
Mortal Kombat X (00:18:06)
Grim Fandango (00:18:36)
No Man's Sky (00:19:14)

--Nintendo(00:20:42)--
Supser Smash Bros For Wii/3DS (00:20:58)
Yoshi Wolly World (00:22:04)
Hyrule Warriors (00:22:35)
Pokemon Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire(00:23:23)
Kirby and the Rainbow Curse/Xenoblade Chronicles X(00:23:50)
Mario Maker (00:24:24)
Splatoon (00:25:07)
Bayonetta 2 (00:26:04)
The Legend of Zelda Wii U (00:26:21)
Star Fox (00:26:53)

--EA(00:29:14)--
Sims 4 (00:30:16)




Games Played
Theme : LJN Company

Introduction to LJN (00:33:24)

Nikki : Back to the Future (NES) (00:35:57)
Dylan : Pictionary (NES) (00:47:49)
Matt : Wolverine (SNES)(00:59:14)
Cody : Spider-Man The Animated Series (SNES)(01:13:03)