About Potato Couch
This is the Potato Couch. It's pretty comfy. I mean, it has a lump in the far left cushion that feels a little weird to sit on, but you get used to it. We are the Potatoes. Our names are Teo, Michael, and Clay. As you may have noticed by the previous sentence, I am a fan of the Oxford comma. I feel as though it gives us more grammatical precision when reciting lists of names or other such things. But you don't care about that. I can tell. To be completely honest, I don't even think you've read this far into this paragraph. Nobody has that kind of attention span anymore. Damn millenials. Anyway, Potato Couch is a let's play channel where we get together and play video games and humiliate ourselves for the entertainment of others because a potato is nothing if not self sacrificial. We are the ultimate vegetable. Yes, we are a vegetable. I don't care what your mom says. So go on and dip your french fries in mashed potatoes. It's healthy. Trust us, we're potatoes.
