"Hi, I'm Kris. 🎮 (That’s short for 'Krashing Into Walls Regularly in Simulators')

Gaming 'Enthusiast' (read: glorified button masher) who’s officially ranked 'How Are You Even Alive?' in the EU leaderboards.

Do I win? LOL no.
Do I care? Also no.
The real victory is in how creatively I can fail—and trust me, I’ve turned it into an art form. 🎨

If you’ve ever wanted to witness a human disasterpiece unfold across Starfield, Skyrim, Cyberpunk 2077, and other games I clearly don’t understand—congrats! You’ve found your new favorite trainwreck.

Catch my "Wait, That’s Not How You Play This" series on:
➡️ [Twitch] (Live fails, fresh daily!)
➡️ [YouTube] (Curated fails, because editing is my only skill.)

Follow for consistent disappointment! (And maybe a laugh. Mostly disappointment.) 😘"

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