About Nick NotaNoob
One of THE gamers of all time! Born and raised on the mean streets of Goldshire, on it's play ground is where I spent most of my days. There, I spent over 9000 hours training for the Kessel Run, only to take an arrow to the knee. When i'm not pwning noobs, you can find me at my favorite bar - Seventh Heaven. I don't know what's up with the labor laws there, but it's kind of charming that a kid - I think Meryl is her name - works there. I'll probably be scarfing down some Poe Tay Toes. Boil' em, mash' em, stick' em in a stew. It matters not. My hobbies? Well, I like starting bonfires. And don't even get me started on breaking bricks. Did you guys know the ones with "?" have coins in them?! There was that one time I found a mushroom in a brick and ate it, I was huge for longer than 4 hours. I had to go see my doctor. Lastly, there's something very important I forgot to tell you. Don't cross the streams. WHY? It would be bad