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Woodle Tree Adventures (2014)

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Okay, so this is obviously not the horror game I expected. At first, I thought it's going to be a drama about Slender's best friend's story of how he ended up mutilated in such manner. Only I found myself playing through a stump's downfall into a world of drugs and depression.
The story begins with Stumpy, already in a mad heroin-induced hallucination ride, remembering the days of his abusive, overweight father sending him on drug runs and teaching him to steal. But all that turns into a blood bath. As Stumpy loses the edge with reality, money becomes "magical water drops", drugs become "strawberries", people become enemies, his only goal is to fill his "backpack", and everyone standing in his way is brutally murdered with a dull machete, which he believes to be a harmless leaf.
It was horrifying! Following the massacre trail, I had to find out more about this game. I wish I hadn't...
A simple Google search of the term "woodle" brought me in a whirlpool of conspiracies. Apparently, at Woodhouse College in London, there's a secret society of Devil worshipers... and they're sacrificing cute terrier puppies.
I'm getting sick... Excuse me.
I cannot prove this, but here's where it gets crazy:
The art of the game is heavily drawn from a game called Minecraft, which is well known for the Hell minions named Creepers, but also from the TV show Teletubbies, which is well known for the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. This game is undoubtedly heralds the arrival of the Antichrist and the end of the World.
If you want to play this game, use caution, and keep your mind open.

No, but seriously, folks, all the evil that I found regarding this game boils to the screeching music, the awkward controls, the impossible camera angles.
Everything else is meant as a joke. Woodle Tree Adventures is a fun game for children and older people alike. Give it a try.

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