A letter to Chad

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Woke up this morning with the blues all around my bed.
My Youtube is nearly dead

Oh Chad it's so sad
What should I do?

I was top of the pile for a while,
Now my viewers are fewer.
I no longer fit I'm just and old git.

Oh Chad what should I do?

I could hire a cat, should I do that
to act kinda cute, would that be the route?

I could find a baby.......maybe with whom I could play
but perhaps I should pretend to be gay
what do you say.

I could speed up my voice
would that be your choice?

Oh Chad what can I do.

I've tried sexy thumbnails to no avail
I've tried clever captions but got no reaction.
I've tried a collab but that went bad,

Should I swear of take off my top but would rather not.

Oh Chad it really is sad
Tell me what can I do?

Should I try to bribe Jamie?
Tell me what is his vice?
Would chocolate suffice
To get on the front page just once would be nice.

I don't have a wife so this is my life
Oh tell me what can I do?

It is all for the youth and that is the truth.
No place for an old git like me.

So I guess I should run and say It's been fun
Before with a sigh I say my goodbye.







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