Achampnator - Bonertime
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In the doctor’s office, waiting for my turn,
Doctor Read calls me in, my stomach starts to churn.
I say I’m feeling off, can you give me a look?
Lie down on the bed, maybe something I will unhook.
I lie down, she comes near,
Her gentle voice is clear.
Asks if I’m insured,
But her body’s all I’ve heard.
Bending over me, her nose so close,
I’m under her spell, it’s her I chose.
She’s beautiful, I think I like her too,
She takes my hand, electric through and through!
A tingle, a passion inside,
A pull that I just can’t hide.
Weightless, desire growing fast,
Reaching for the stars at last!
With excitement building in my eyes,
My erection is no surprise!
When a woman touches me:
It’s Bonertime!
In the wrong dressing room:
It’s Bonertime!
Diving goggles at the pool:
It’s Bonertime!
Mini-skirt safari:
It’s Bonertime!
Lying in the sauna:
It’s Bonertime!
My crush nudges me:
It’s Bonertime!
A night with Megan Fox in my dream:
Double Bonertime!
Summer's here, it’s mini-skirt safari time!
Chilling by the lake, feeling just fine.
Then I see a girl, she’s looking my way,
She’s coming closer, on my stomach I stay.
Forbidden thoughts in my fantasy,
Repression is futile, it’s no good for me!
She’s not naked, you’re just imagining!
Think of Merkel, and he’ll be shrinking!
She smiles at me, says, “I know you!”
I smile back, “But I don’t know you!”
Fail, I’ve messed it up,
Only truth can help now, gotta speak up!
A tingle, a passion inside,
A pull that I just can’t hide.
Weightless, desire growing fast,
Reaching for the stars at last!
With excitement building in my eyes,
My erection is no surprise!
When a girl talks to me:
It’s Bonertime!
Neck rub feels so good:
It’s Bonertime!
Reading Dr. Love in a mag:
It’s Bonertime!
The train arrives on time:
It’s Bonertime!
Sexy Sports Clip:
It’s Bonertime!
Your girlfriend’s looking fine:
It’s Bonertime!
Your girl is stretching on those Sey Sports Clips—
Double Bonertime!
What should we do, how can we cope?
Our Boners are blocking our hope.
I can’t take it, gotta chop it off!
Stop! Boner can be useful too!
Oh yeah? Like what?
As a coat hook:
It’s Bonertime!
To carry bags:
It’s Bonertime!
If you wanna make music:
It’s Bonertime!
Climbing the Himalayas:
It’s Bonertime!
Impressing women:
It’s Bonertime!
Chopping firewood:
It’s Bonertime!
Epic laser sword fight:
Double Bonertime!