Achampnator - Dumb
1Lyrics:
Verse 01:
A much too tight shirt on it's staying "Bitch"
And in it's stuck a being with a flab-roll-pierced belly.
And even if she got something to say what exactly we don't get.
She mumbles something like "Cool, ey" in direction of the Red Light.
Her Guy is the worst that she will find out soon.
And the now affected pack applauds wildly.
Here is no pity how clumsy she pouts too
Famous for one afternoon, she wanted it that way
Refrain:
She is dumb, dumb, dumber the dumbest. I don't
like to say it, but she deserves it. Yeah, she is dumb, dumb,
dumber the dumbest. For that, she gets the Golden Kowalski
Verse 02:
He storms onto the stage with the words Stupid cow
with legs apart he whizzes over the couch: What are you lying for?
The relationship seems to be over everyone wants to see it
When will the two finally start to go to each other?
He was a horny stallion, that would all Disco mares know
How many he has already flattened, he can only guess
The audience and referees are totally excited.
He just said great, this Talkmaster
Refrain:
He is dumb, dumb, dumber the dumbest. I don't
like to say it, but he deserves it. Yeah, he is dumb, dumb,
dumber the dumbest. For that, he gets the Golden Kowalski.
Note: No one has forced the two young people to publicly show how stupid they are.
In the end, they are cool again, reconciled, tightly entwined
The psychologist is happy and the quotas are right.
We learn: true love doesn't just blind you,
but makes you also dumb, dumb, dumber the dumbest.
They have found each other and they deserve each other yeah,
they are dumb, dumb, dumber the dumbest.
For that the Golden Kowalski will be awarded