Against the clock! (Not against the clock) | Junkyard Simulator part 3

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Published on October 14, 2021 4:00:00 PM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16d2URgDR68

Game:

Junkyard Simulator (2021)

Duration: 28:08

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The thumbnail for this video shows one of many in-game arcade machines. These machines make a non-directional twinkling sound when you move into their range, even if you can't actually see them. They then make a second twinkling sound when you move out of range. This is never explained. Instead you're left to decide for yourself what that sound means, and when you happen to glimpse a valuable item shortly after hearing the sound you are likely to believe there to be some cause and effect at play. This will drive you mad.

Also in today's adventures in Junkyard Simulator I'm given the task of making $27,000 within seconds of being introduced to the scrap collector, just as a 30 minute timer kicks off. I therefore take the inference that it is a challenge to make $27,000 in the scrap collector in 30 minutes. This link does not actually exist.

Finally, as a rare treat, I take my cart out to help carry more scrap.


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Behold! While some may describe this section of the video as the link graveyard, I offer you treasures, delights and mischief. This section of the description rarely changes, except when it does (*).

Okay, that's a total lie, it's a link graveyard. It is however delivered with the kind of panache you have come to expect.

Why is any of this interesting? Because I try to make the nonsense that occurs behind each of these links worth your while. You can trust me. No reason is offered why you can trust me, just know that you can.

Let's do the commercial gubbins first. Anything you procure from the below will help out the channel, although I might spend some of the kickbacks I get on "projects". If any of these projects see the light of day, you'll be the first to know.

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Let us move on from tales of commerce to things more fun-loving.

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Okay, you've made it. You clicked at least two links, now get your reward.

(*) - Today's secret: The final part in this series will be tomorrow. Breaking with tradition it won't be discussing what's happening on the screen so much as discussing the game overall.

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