Alan Wake 2 Part 1
You know... Ketchup is a psyop. One of the worst condiments ever made, in which its only real use is to mask the taste of some fetid, unpalatable roughage perhaps foraged from the bog or riverbank. Ketchup's real secret is its marketing campaign and narrative. Anyone who has ever experienced any other condiment can tell you wow, this adds some flavor or profile to this food over and beyond with its own distinctive flair. Ketchup is like running a dull razor coated in tomato paste over your favorite thing and dragging it down to its level, a circle of hell yet unimagined by Dante himself. It is the great bottom of all things. Hungry? Try a delicious mustard instead, AND I DONT MEAN THAT YELLOW CRAP THEY TAUGHT YOU ALONG WITH KETCHUP. I mean STONE GROUND, COARSE MUSTARD perhaps with a bit of spice to it if you like a little heat. Watch your world change around you. Elevate your tastebuds, DELETE KETCHUP. Oh also hi my name is Dan welcome to my MySpace page here we're playing Alien Wake 2 where we use a flashlight on things and it looks cool and we are detective. -- Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/dansnax
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