Alchemy Den - 80's Advertising
30Thanks CMDR Loki_Kore for the amazing voice over and audio engineering!
Graciously rewritten from the amazing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBs455jwb8w
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Website: https://alchemyden.com
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Full Transcript:
HELLO NEW FRIEND!
if you're cool enough to make new friends this weekend, you're a strong enough Pilot to come to Alchemy Den's Tavern.
New Friends!
Corvettes that Shine!
Background Simulation!
If you think you can find a bargain group in those Superpowers, you can !kiss my cargo scoop!
It's our belief that you're such a good person, that you'll fall for this entire group !GUARANTIED!
If you find a better group, shove it up your Frag Cannon!(left ear) you heard us right, !SHOVE IT UP YOUR FRAG CANNON!
Bring your ship
bring your Credits
bring your Booze, !WE'LL DRINK IT!.
That's right, !we'll Drink your booze!
Because at Alchemy Den's Tavern, you're friended six ways from sunday.
Take a hike, to Alchemy Den's Tavern: home of !ARBOOSPEED!
that's right - !ARBOOSPEED!
How does it work??
If you can hit a moon at mach 17, and not get killed, you get 268 !free credits!
Don't wait!
Don't delay!
Screw with us and we'll rip off your !docking computer!
Only at Alchemy Den's Tavern: the only group that cheerishes your friendship!
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