Alone In The Dark: The New Nightmare (RETRO REVIEW) Welcome to my nightmare, bitch...I mean, chaps!

Alone In The Dark: The New Nightmare (RETRO REVIEW) Welcome to my nightmare, bitch...I mean, chaps!

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Alone in the Dark: The New Nightmare (2001)
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Ladies and Gentlemen,
Welcome to my review for one of the weaker horror games on the playstation 2: ALONE IN THE DARK - THE NEW NIGHTMARE (PS2). It's like having a wet dream...With blood...And a thousand loading screens...And f*****g tank controls!

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Game: Alone In The Dark - The New Nightmare (2001)
Platforms: Playstation 2, Playstation, Dreamcast & Microsoft Windows

Review Written, Edited & Performed by Joseph Helsing
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