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⚠️ Fiction / Parodie – Contenu satirique
Cette vidéo est une parodie inspirée de l’univers Lazy Queen. Toute ressemblance avec des personnes réelles ou des faits réels est volontairement exagérée. Contient langage cru, rires sardoniques et atmosphère chaotique — pas de conseils réels, uniquement du spectacle.

NEEDY STREAMER OVERLOAD — Aerith (Lazy Queen)
Aerith prend le stream et transforme la plateforme en son royaume : vitamines, simps, révélations conspi et menaces de bannissement — tout y passe. Une track parodique, frénétique et pensée pour le show : humour noir, énergie punk et punchlines.

Ce que tu vas entendre :

Spoken parts intenses / lines chantées frénétiques

Références à la culture streaming (simps, tips, ban hammer)

Ambiance conspirationniste volontairement outrée (Shinra, Gongaga…)

SFX de sirènes / coupure de stream / montée hystérique


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💬 Aerith (spoken, calme mais étrange)] — gulp "Ahh… my magic pills… nooo, not drugs, chat… *vitamins*… keeps the queen sharp… keeps the queen ALIVE."

[💢 Aerith (chanté, euphorique)] — "LET’S GO, YOU SIMPS! YOU JUST LOVE TO FEED THE QUEEN! MONEY, GLORY—ALL FOR ME!"

[🔥 Aerith (chanté, agressif)]
STREAM TILL I BURN THIS PLACE DOWN!
FEED ME CASH AND BOW TO MY CROWN!
TYPING FAST, DON’T YOU DARE STOP—
OR I’LL BAN YOU ALL, DROP BY DROP!

[💬 Aerith (spoken, ricanant)] — "Oh, what’s that? Rules? Pfft… rules are for losers. Wanna hear about the REAL story behind Shinra’s mind control towers? Yeah, let’s go deep—REAL deep."

[⚠️ Aerith (chanté, frénétique)]
SHINRA SPIES IN YOUR MIDGAR WALLS!
WATCHING EVERY MOVE, HEARING YOUR CALLS!
SECRET LABS IN THE COSMO CANYON BASE—
WAKE UP, CHAT, IT’S A RIGGED RAT RACE!

[💬 Aerith (spoken, voix basse mais intense)] — "Oh, and by the way… you ever wonder why Gongaga’s reactor exploded? Yeah… they don’t want you to know, but I will."

[💢 Aerith (chanté, explosif)]
SIMPS IN THE CHAT—OPEN YOUR WALLETS!
FEED ME GOLD ‘TIL MY CUP OVERFLOWS!
BOW TO THE QUEEN, KISS THE RING—
I OWN YOUR NIGHTS, I OWN YOUR DREAMS!

[💬 Aerith (spoken, ricanant)] — "Oh, I see you, user_88… cheap tip tonight. Pathetic. You think this keeps me going? Nah—QUEEN NEEDS MORE!"

[🔥 Aerith (chanté)]
HANDS UP—SPAM THE CROWN EMOTE!
LOAD THE HYPE TRAIN—KEEP IT AFLOAT!
DROWN ME IN BITS, LET THE SUBS EXPLODE—
THIS IS MY EMPIRE, THIS IS MY THRONE!

[💬 Aerith (spoken, voix grave)] — "Alright, you want the truth? You’re not ready. Shinra runs *everything*. Your bank? Shinra. Your phone? Shinra. That weird headache you had last night? Shinra."

[⚠️ Aerith (chanté)]
SECRET FILES BURIED IN JUNON’S CORE!
REACTORS HIDING MORE THAN WAR!
THE PLANET’S CRYING—CAN’T YOU SEE?
BUT YOU’RE TOO BUSY WATCHING ME!

[💬 Aerith (spoken, accélérant)] — "Oh, and don’t even get me started on Gongaga’s reactor… yeah, the ‘accident’? It wasn’t an accident. It was a *message*. To ME."

[💢 Aerith (chanté, rage montante)]
BURN THE WU, BURN THE SHINRA LIES!
BREAK THE CHAINS, OPEN YOUR EYES!
THEY WANT CONTROL, THEY WANT YOUR SOUL—
BUT THE LAZY QUEEN IS ON A ROLL!

[💬 Aerith (spoken, hystérique)] — "Ohhhh! Stream mods in my DMs—‘Queen, calm down, you’re breaking TOS’—HA! You think I CARE? BAN ME! I’LL STREAM FROM THE GODDAMN MOON!"

[🚨 SFX : sirène d’avertissement de plateforme]

[💢 Aerith (chanté)]
FLAG ME? TRY ME! I WON’T OBEY!
I’M THE CHAOS YOU CAN’T LOCK AWAY!
KICK ME OUT, I’LL KICK YOUR GATE—
I’M YOUR NIGHTMARE, SERVED ON A PLATE!

[💬 Aerith (spoken, moqueuse)] — "Ohhh… there it is… the ban hammer’s coming… come on… hit me harder—"

[🔊 SFX : bruit sec de coupure de stream]

[💢 Aerith (hurlant)] — "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

[💬 Miyu (voix off, triomphante et énervée)] — "AH!! You get what you deserve, damn flower girl! Now STAND DOWN and MAKE THE DAMN HOUSE WORK RIGHT NOW!"